Heisman Cain | ||
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1. | (1) | Aaron Rodgers |
2. | (28) | Andre Johnson |
3. | (29) | Steven Jackson |
4. | (56) | Steve Johnson |
5. | (57) | Dwayne Bowe |
6. | (84) | Jacob Tamme |
7. | (85) | Ahmad Bradshaw |
8. | (112) | Frank Gore |
9. | (113) | Jonathan Stewart |
10. | (140) | Kenny Britt |
11. | (141) | Sidney Rice |
12. | (168) | Randy Moss |
13. | (169) | Ryan Fitzpatrick |
14. | (196) | Eddie Royal |
15. | (197) | Emmanuel Sanders |
16. | (224) | Brandon Weeden |
17. | (225) | Lance Kendricks |
18. | (252) | Visanthe Shiancoe |
19. | (253) | Mike Goodson |
20. | (280) | LaMichael James |
21. | (281) | Bilal Powell |
22. | (308) | Delone Carter |
23. | (309) | Taiwan Jones |
24. | (336) | Dexter McCluster |
Bullmoose revival | ||
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1. | (2) | Arian Foster |
2. | (27) | Trenton Richardson |
3. | (30) | Greg Jennings |
4. | (55) | Vernon Davis |
5. | (58) | Tony Romo |
6. | (83) | Greg Little |
7. | (86) | Chicago |
8. | (111) | John Kasay |
9. | (114) | Peyton Hillis |
10. | (139) | Mike Williams |
11. | (142) | David Wilson |
12. | (167) | Joe Flacco |
13. | (170) | Isaiah Pead |
14. | (195) | Rueben Randle |
15. | (198) | Martellus Bennett |
16. | (223) | Leonard Hankerson |
17. | (226) | Kellen Davis |
18. | (251) | Jason Hill |
19. | (254) | Nick Novak |
20. | (279) | Jacksonville |
21. | (282) | Las Vegas |
22. | (307) | Andre Roberts |
23. | (310) | Josh Brown |
24. | (335) | Vince Young |
~multiple scorgasms~ | ||
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1. | (3) | Ray Rice |
2. | (26) | Brandon Marshall |
3. | (31) | Jordy Nelson |
4. | (54) | Dez Bryant |
5. | (59) | Peyton Manning |
6. | (82) | Brent Celek |
7. | (87) | Pittsburgh |
8. | (110) | Nate Kaeding |
9. | (115) | Willis McGahee |
10. | (138) | Toby Gerhart |
11. | (143) | Pierre Thomas |
12. | (166) | Dustin Keller |
13. | (171) | Jon Baldwin |
14. | (194) | Michael Floyd |
15. | (199) | Brandon LaFell |
16. | (222) | Josh Morgan |
17. | (227) | Lestar Jean |
18. | (250) | Kevin Boss |
19. | (255) | Graham Gano |
20. | (278) | Nick Folk |
21. | (283) | Rex Grossman |
22. | (306) | Kyle Orton |
23. | (311) | Carolina |
24. | (334) | Ryan Grant |
Partisan Warrior | ||
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1. | (4) | Tom Brady |
2. | (25) | Roddy White |
3. | (32) | Percy Harvin |
4. | (53) | Aaron Hernandez |
5. | (60) | Darren Sproles |
6. | (81) | Anquan Boldin |
7. | (88) | Philadelphia |
8. | (109) | Alex Henery |
9. | (116) | Carson Palmer |
10. | (137) | Josh Freeman |
11. | (144) | Kellen Winslow |
12. | (165) | Heath Miller |
13. | (172) | Shaun Suisham |
14. | (193) | Rian Lindell |
15. | (200) | Jahvid Best |
16. | (221) | Mike Tolbert |
17. | (228) | Jonathan Dwyer |
18. | (249) | Robert Turbin |
19. | (256) | Early Doucet |
20. | (277) | Miami |
21. | (284) | New Orleans |
22. | (305) | Jacoby Jones |
23. | (312) | Arrelious Benn |
24. | (333) | Mike Williams |
Unlikely Pseudonyms | ||
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1. | (5) | Drew Brees |
2. | (24) | Adrian Peterson |
3. | (33) | Donald Brown |
4. | (52) | Jermichael Finley |
5. | (61) | Mason Crosby |
6. | (80) | Green Bay |
7. | (89) | Malcom Floyd |
8. | (108) | Santonio Holmes |
9. | (117) | Andrew Luck |
10. | (136) | Alex Smith |
11. | (145) | Owen Daniels |
12. | (164) | Coby Fleener |
13. | (173) | Tennessee |
14. | (192) | Bernard Scott |
15. | (201) | Daniel Thomas |
16. | (220) | Tim Hightower |
17. | (229) | Kendall Hunter |
18. | (248) | Johnny Knox |
19. | (257) | Stephen Hauschka |
20. | (276) | Dezmon Briscoe |
21. | (285) | Josh Scobee |
22. | (304) | Jason Avant |
23. | (313) | Mohamed Massaquoi |
24. | (332) | Knowshon Moreno |
Haulin' Oats | ||
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1. | (6) | LeSean McCoy |
2. | (23) | Ryan Mathews |
3. | (34) | Hakeem Nicks |
4. | (51) | Eli Manning |
5. | (62) | Vincent Jackson |
6. | (79) | Jermaine Gresham |
7. | (90) | Baltimore |
8. | (107) | Robbie Gould |
9. | (118) | Shonn Greene |
10. | (135) | Titus Young |
11. | (146) | Michael Bush |
12. | (163) | Kendall Wright |
13. | (174) | Austin Collie |
14. | (191) | Vincent Brown |
15. | (202) | James Jones |
16. | (219) | Tony Moeaki |
17. | (230) | Earl Bennett |
18. | (247) | Billy Cundiff |
19. | (258) | Tony Scheffler |
20. | (275) | Connor Barth |
21. | (286) | Colt McCoy |
22. | (303) | John Beck |
23. | (314) | Tampa Bay |
24. | (331) | Chris Ivory |
Not-so-Gentlewomen | ||
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1. | (7) | Calvin Johnson |
2. | (22) | Victor Cruz |
3. | (35) | Wes Welker |
4. | (50) | Reggie Bush |
5. | (63) | Philip Rivers |
6. | (78) | Tony Gonzalez |
7. | (91) | Houston |
8. | (106) | Matt Bryant |
9. | (119) | BenJarvus Green-Ellis |
10. | (134) | Mark Ingram II |
11. | (147) | Lance Moore |
12. | (162) | Ronnie Hillman |
13. | (175) | Alshon Jeffery |
14. | (190) | Mario Manningham |
15. | (203) | Christian Ponder |
16. | (218) | Dwayne Allen |
17. | (231) | John Skelton |
18. | (246) | Jake Ballard |
19. | (259) | Atlanta |
20. | (274) | Damian Williams |
21. | (287) | Adam Vinatieri |
22. | (302) | Kyle Williams |
23. | (315) | Jay Feely |
24. | (330) | Bernard Pierce |
Stoicdread | ||
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1. | (8) | Darren McFadden |
2. | (21) | DeMarco Murray |
3. | (36) | Steve Smith |
4. | (49) | Miles Austin |
5. | (64) | Fred Davis |
6. | (77) | Jay Cutler |
7. | (92) | Seattle |
8. | (105) | Matt Prater |
9. | (120) | Kevin Smith |
10. | (133) | Ben Tate |
11. | (148) | Roy Helu |
12. | (161) | Rashard Mendenhall |
13. | (176) | Doug Baldwin |
14. | (189) | Jerome Simpson |
15. | (204) | Sam Bradford |
16. | (217) | Jacoby Ford |
17. | (232) | Matt Flynn |
18. | (245) | Anthony Fasano |
19. | (260) | Scott Chandler |
20. | (273) | Louis Murphy |
21. | (288) | Phil Dawson |
22. | (301) | Los Angeles |
23. | (316) | Indianapolis |
24. | (329) | Thomas Weber |
Legitimate Reception | ||
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1. | (9) | Chris Johnson |
2. | (20) | Maurice Jones-Drew |
3. | (37) | Michael Vick |
4. | (48) | Antonio Gates |
5. | (65) | DeSean Jackson |
6. | (76) | Reggie Wayne |
7. | (93) | New York |
8. | (104) | Rob Bironas |
9. | (121) | Isaac Redman |
10. | (132) | Robert Meachem |
11. | (149) | Andy Dalton |
12. | (160) | Michael Crabtree |
13. | (177) | LeGarrette Blount |
14. | (188) | Terrell Owens |
15. | (205) | Steve Smith |
16. | (216) | Ed Dickson |
17. | (233) | Mark Sanchez |
18. | (244) | Todd Heap |
19. | (261) | Danario Alexander |
20. | (272) | Kevin Walter |
21. | (289) | Los Angeles |
22. | (300) | Minnesota |
23. | (317) | Shayne Graham |
24. | (328) | Danny Hrapmann |
The Dictionary Kids | ||
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1. | (10) | Jimmy Graham |
2. | (19) | Julio Jones |
3. | (38) | Fred Jackson |
4. | (47) | Matt Ryan |
5. | (66) | Pierre Garcon |
6. | (75) | Darrius Heyward-Bey |
7. | (94) | New England |
8. | (103) | Jason Hanson |
9. | (122) | Stevan Ridley |
10. | (131) | Evan Royster |
11. | (150) | Cedric Benson |
12. | (159) | Santana Moss |
13. | (178) | Danny Amendola |
14. | (187) | Brian Quick |
15. | (206) | Dallas Clark |
16. | (215) | Devin Hester |
17. | (234) | Steve Breaston |
18. | (243) | Mike Nugent |
19. | (262) | Benjamin Watson |
20. | (271) | Olindo Mare |
21. | (290) | Cleveland |
22. | (299) | Washington |
23. | (318) | Kevin Kolb |
24. | (327) | Tarvaris Jackson |
Fuzzy Dunlop | ||
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1. | (11) | Matt Forte |
2. | (18) | Cam Newton |
3. | (39) | Mike Wallace |
4. | (46) | Antonio Brown |
5. | (67) | Torrey Smith |
6. | (74) | Jason Witten |
7. | (95) | New York |
8. | (102) | Dan Bailey |
9. | (123) | DeAngelo Williams |
10. | (130) | Beanie Wells |
11. | (151) | Jake Locker |
12. | (158) | Matt Schaub |
13. | (179) | James Starks |
14. | (186) | Ronnie Brown |
15. | (207) | Stephen Hill |
16. | (214) | Golden Tate |
17. | (235) | Deion Branch |
18. | (242) | Joel Dreessen |
19. | (263) | Jerricho Cotchery |
20. | (270) | Kansas City |
21. | (291) | Dennis Pitta |
22. | (298) | Denver |
23. | (319) | Garrett Hartley |
24. | (326) | Brandon Coutu |
Tebow Ghostwriters | ||
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1. | (12) | Marshawn Lynch |
2. | (17) | Jamaal Charles |
3. | (40) | Eric Decker |
4. | (45) | Demaryius Thomas |
5. | (68) | Ben Roethlisberger |
6. | (73) | San Francisco |
7. | (96) | Sebastian Janikowski |
8. | (101) | Jared Cook |
9. | (124) | Arizona |
10. | (129) | Cincinnati |
11. | (152) | Justin Blackmon |
12. | (157) | Greg Olsen |
13. | (180) | Felix Jones |
14. | (185) | Alex Green |
15. | (208) | Montario Hardesty |
16. | (213) | Josh Gordon |
17. | (236) | Jabar Gaffney |
18. | (241) | Plaxico Burress |
19. | (264) | Michael Jenkins |
20. | (269) | Marcedes Lewis |
21. | (292) | Ryan Longwell |
22. | (297) | Matt Hasselbeck |
23. | (320) | Matt Moore |
24. | (325) | David Teggart |
Black Hole | ||
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1. | (13) | Larry Fitzgerald |
2. | (16) | Matthew Stafford |
3. | (41) | Jeremy Maclin |
4. | (44) | Brandon Lloyd |
5. | (69) | Michael Turner |
6. | (72) | Brandon Pettigrew |
7. | (97) | David Akers |
8. | (100) | Detroit |
9. | (125) | Jacquizz Rodgers |
10. | (128) | Ryan Williams |
11. | (153) | Mikel Leshoure |
12. | (156) | Shane Vereen |
13. | (181) | Nate Burleson |
14. | (184) | Davone Bess |
15. | (209) | David Nelson |
16. | (212) | Brian Hartline |
17. | (237) | Tim Tebow |
18. | (240) | Neil Rackers |
19. | (265) | Evan Moore |
20. | (268) | Jason Campbell |
21. | (293) | Daniel Fells |
22. | (296) | Lawrence Tynes |
23. | (321) | Brandon Jacobs |
24. | (324) | Joe McKnight |
Ordinary Marksists | ||
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1. | (14) | Rob Gronkowski |
2. | (15) | A.J. Green |
3. | (42) | Marques Colston |
4. | (43) | Doug Martin |
5. | (70) | Robert Griffin III |
6. | (71) | Denarius Moore |
7. | (98) | Buffalo |
8. | (99) | Stephen Gostkowski |
9. | (126) | Rashad Jennings |
10. | (127) | C.J. Spiller |
11. | (154) | Nate Washington |
12. | (155) | Randall Cobb |
13. | (182) | Laurent Robinson |
14. | (183) | Kyle Rudolph |
15. | (210) | Devery Henderson |
16. | (211) | Matt Cassel |
17. | (238) | Chad Henne |
18. | (239) | Dan Carpenter |
19. | (266) | Dallas |
20. | (267) | Donald Driver |
21. | (294) | Josh Cribbs |
22. | (295) | Ryan Succop |
23. | (322) | Jeff King |
24. | (323) | Joseph Addai |