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Angry Clit Spasm Picks Up Victory over DicksOut4 HARAMBE, Notches Fourth in a Row

Week 6

  • Angry Clit Spasm
  • 133.98 pts, 4-2
  • Weekly Grade
  • DicksOut4 HARAMBE
  • 96.76 pts, 3-3
  • Weekly Grade

Angry Clit Spasm was on another level this week, putting up the highest point total this season to get past DicksOut4 HARAMBE 133.98 to 96.76. Angry Clit Spasm is now coming out on top with regularity and is on a four-game win streak. DicksOut4 HARAMBE was led by the tag team of Andy Dalton, with 21.86 points, and Ezekiel Elliott, who scored 17.40. Angry Clit Spasm (4-2, 663.22 points) remains in second place and DicksOut4 HARAMBE (3-3, 560.68 points) stays in fifth place.

Top Players

    • LeSean McCoy
    • 32.20
    • Tom Brady
    • 27.24
    • Andy Dalton
    • 21.86
    • Terrelle Pryor Sr.
    • 19.84

Smooth Moves by Angry Clit Spasm

  • If this were a dream sequence, you'd hear a deep voice announce, "Angry Clit Spasm, the Toyota Hall of Famer." But it's not.
  • LeSean McCoy didn't have the best score of the week, but there ain't no shame in his game. He had 32.20 points, the second-highest RB score of the week and the second-highest RB score in the league this season.
  • The 13.00 points by Josh Lambo was the league-high for a K this week.
  • With 27.24 points, Tom Brady exceeded his scoring projection by a season-high 30.5% to rank 10th in the league in scoring.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Terrelle Pryor Sr. have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked fourth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 19.84 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Funny, the Hall provides articles you could have studied. But instead you watched DicksOut4 HARAMBE cry trying.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Justin Tucker during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in three straight games after scoring 11.00 points against a projected 13.86 this week.
  • After a season-low 7.30 points against a projected 10.74, Marvin Jones Jr. has scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • Of the 9 starters on DicksOut4 HARAMBE, 5 underperformed versus their projections.
  • With 5.20 points versus a projected 11.93, Carlos Hyde scored only 43.6% of his projected point total.

What If

  • If Angry Clit Spasm played DicksOut4 HARAMBE every week, they'd be 3-3 this year.
  • Angry Clit Spasm would've been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • Angry Clit Spasm would be 5-0 if they played the same schedule as DicksOut4 HARAMBE.
  • If Angry Clit Spasm had played every team in the league each week, they would be 37-17.
  • DicksOut4 HARAMBE would have lost to just two other teams besides Angry Clit Spasm this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Angry Clit Spasm would have lost to DicksOut4 HARAMBE 121.36 - 98.44 had they played each other last week.
  • DicksOut4 HARAMBE would be 1-4 if they played the same schedule as Angry Clit Spasm.
  • If they played every team every week, DicksOut4 HARAMBE would be 27-27.

Game Notes

  • Angry Clit Spasm has had three wins this year where their opponent beat their average score.
  • What does high score mean? Is that bad? What's that mean. did I break it? With 133.98 points, Angry Clit Spasm had the highest score of any team in the league this season.
  • Although DicksOut4 HARAMBE lost, they did put up the sixth-highest score for a losing team in the league this season.
  • Angry Clit Spasm won by 37.22 points, covering the 5.04-point spread.
  • The 44.70 points by the RBs on Angry Clit Spasm was the season-high for combined points from the position.
  • Angry Clit Spasm beat DicksOut4 HARAMBE at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for DicksOut4 HARAMBE.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, DeSean Jackson needs to step it up! He scored 5.50 points against a projected 7.39 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • The win was the fourth in a row for Angry Clit Spasm.
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