Lesemann's team Wins Shocker over Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ, Claims Sixth Place

Week 3

  • Lesemann's team
  • 81.26 pts, 1-2
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  • Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ
  • 76.12 pts, 0-3
  • Weekly Grade

Underdog? More like obvious favorite. Lesemann's team overcame a 42.30-point projected spread to take down Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ 81.26 to 76.12 for the upset. They got a team-leading 29.30 points from Stefon Diggs and 22.90 from Dalvin Cook. The winless 2008 Lions aren't role models, but no one tell that to Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ. They have yet to crack the win column this year. Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ was led by the tag team of Kareem Hunt, with 24.30 points, and Odell Beckham Jr., who scored 19.90. The outcome could have been worse, Lesemann's team had three starters score zero points. Lesemann's team (1-2, 233.74 points) climbs into sixth place while Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ (0-3, 228.90 points) drops to last place.

Top Players

    • Stefon Diggs
    • 29.30
    • Kareem Hunt
    • 24.30
    • Dalvin Cook
    • 22.90
    • Odell Beckham Jr.
    • 19.90

Smooth Moves by Lesemann's team

  • Winning make you feel warm and fuzzy? Coincidentally, Toyota Hall of Fame inductees get a gold jacket that is both warm and quite fuzzy.
  • The fourth-highest RB score of the week and the seventh-highest RB score of the season came from Dalvin Cook, who scored 22.90 points.
  • The 29.30 points scored by Stefon Diggs ranked fourth in the league in scoring. It is the highest output of any player on Lesemann's team this season.
  • Lesemann's team won despite having 3 of their 9 starters score zero points.
  • The Minnesota Vikings Defense had their highest scoring output of the season with 9.00 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Dear, Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ: Sorry to hear you lost. Toyota Hall of Famers don't really know how that feels, but surely it can't feel great. Next week, just win.
  • Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ left the 9.00 points scored by the Houston Texans Defense on the bench this week. They beat their projected point total by 121.2%, the ninth-highest percentage in the league.
  • Martellus Bennett was last on the team in scoring with 1.20 points against a projected 8.78 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
  • 7 of the starters on Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ underperformed versus their projections.
  • Hate to point fingers for why a team loses, but RIGHT HERE. Derek Carr had a season-low 7.22 points against a projected 19.01 and scored below his projection for the first time this season.

What If

  • If Lesemann's team played Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ every week, they would be 2-1 this season.
  • Besides Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ, Lesemann's team would have beaten only one other team this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ, Lesemann's team would be 0-2.
  • If Lesemann's team had played every team in the league each week, they would be 8-13.
  • Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Lesemann's team would have lost to Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ 92.00 - 67.34.
  • If they played the same schedule as Lesemann's team, Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ would be 1-1.
  • Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ would be 5-16 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ scored 76.12 points against a projected 105.72 and has underachieved every week this season.
  • Don't you hate that guy that always has to one-up everybody? Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ scored 76.12 points and lost. It is the seventh-highest losing score in the league this season.
  • At 5.14 points, the margin of victory was the tightest of the week.
  • Lesemann's team had the lowest winning score in the league this week with 81.26 points.
  • Kareem Hunt did what he could in the loss for Fuck all of you ๐Ÿˆ. He scored 24.30 points, the ninth-highest score in the league this week.
  • Odell Beckham Jr. was on the losing team, but still had the fifth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 19.90 points.
  • Maybe pop in the tape of the best game of the season to feel better. Blair Walsh had a season-low 3.00 points in the win against a projected 7.74 and scored below his projection for the second time this season.
  • No, it's okay, you don't have to get up and help us out. Despite being on the winning team, Trevor Siemian scored only 9.56 points against his projected 17.23.
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