Speedco's finest Gets Win over Fuck all of you 🏈

Week 1

  • Speedco's finest
  • 86.44 pts, 1-0
  • Weekly Grade
  • Fuck all of you 🏈
  • 60.78 pts, 0-1
  • Weekly Grade

Speedco's finest was on another level this week, putting up the second-highest point total this week to get past Fuck all of you 🏈 86.44 to 60.78. While each team played poorly, Speedco's finest got the win with just 77.6% of a projected 111.46 points. Fuck all of you 🏈 was led by the tag team of Derek Carr, with 18.68 points, and DeAndre Hopkins, who scored 11.50. On top of the loss, Fuck all of you 🏈 had two starters score zero points (Odell Beckham Jr. and the Houston Texans Defense). Speedco's finest kicks off the season with a 1-0 record, good enough for second place. Fuck all of you 🏈 debuts at 0-1 and in seventh place.

Top Players

    • Derek Carr
    • 18.68
    • Pittsburgh Steelers Defense
    • 18.00
    • Matt Ryan
    • 17.94
    • Jordy Nelson
    • 13.90

Smooth Moves by Speedco's finest

  • A win like that must feel great, Speedco's finest. Know what feels better? Getting in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Finders keepers, losers weepers. Picked up the Pittsburgh Steelers Defense, which beat their scoring projection by 117.8%, which was the highest percentage among the two teams.
  • Expect to see some trade offers for Matt Ryan. He ranked 10th in the league in scoring with 17.94 points.
  • Speedco's finest won despite having only 2 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.
  • Jordy Nelson scored 13.90 points, the fourth-highest WR score in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • It's OK, Fuck all of you 🏈. Losing happens. Not necessarily to Toyota Hall of Famers, but to other folks, sure.
  • Left Ty Montgomery on the bench, where he scored 15.30 points to beat his scoring projection by 62.4%, the eighth-highest percentage in the league.
  • Fuck all of you 🏈 had 2 of their 9 starters score zero points.
  • Of the 9 starters on Fuck all of you 🏈, 6 underperformed versus their projections.
  • Le'Veon Bell fell short of his scoring projection with 4.70 points, just 27.7% of his projected 16.98.

What If

  • Speedco's finest would have beaten five other teams besides Fuck all of you 🏈 this week.
  • Speedco's finest would have had to score 31.67 fewer points to lose to all teams in the league this week.
  • Fuck all of you 🏈 would have lost to four other teams besides Speedco's finest this week.
  • If Fuck all of you 🏈 had scored 6.01 fewer points, they would have lost to all teams in the league this week.

Game Notes

  • The 25.66-point margin of victory by Speedco's finest was the largest in the league this week.
  • Remember when they needed to remind Forrest Gump to STOP? Well, they may need to remind this group of runnings backs to GO. With 10.70 points, Fuck all of you 🏈 got the lowest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
  • The 86.44 points scored by Speedco's finest ranked second in the league this week.
  • The 60.78 points put up by Fuck all of you 🏈 ranked sixth in the league this week.
  • In the loss, Derek Carr ranked sixth in the league in scoring with 18.68 points.
  • In the loss, DeAndre Hopkins had the seventh-highest WR score in the league this week with 11.50 points.
  • Martellus Bennett put up the fourth-best TE score in the league with 4.30 points this week.
  • No, it's okay, you don't have to get up and help us out. Despite being on the winning team, David Johnson scored only 7.10 points against his projected 16.13.
Speedco's finest
Fuck all of you 🏈
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