Speedco's finest was on another level this week, putting up the second-highest point total this week to get past Fuck all of you 🏈 86.44 to 60.78. While each team played poorly, Speedco's finest got the win with just 77.6% of a projected 111.46 points. Fuck all of you 🏈 was led by the tag team of Derek Carr, with 18.68 points, and DeAndre Hopkins, who scored 11.50. On top of the loss, Fuck all of you 🏈 had two starters score zero points (Odell Beckham Jr. and the Houston Texans Defense). Speedco's finest kicks off the season with a 1-0 record, good enough for second place. Fuck all of you 🏈 debuts at 0-1 and in seventh place.