Fuck all of you 🏈 Draft Report Card

Le'Veon Bell
Odell Beckham Jr.
DeMarco Murray
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Led by a Quality Group of RBs, Fuck all of you 🏈 is a Team to Keep an Eye On

Draft Summary

Fuck all of you 🏈 parlayed a solid draft slot (third overall) into a respectable performance. With a mark of 8-6-0 (1,525 points), they're projected to finish fourth in Speedco League. They drafted seven decent RBs for their roster. This group is projected to average 162 points this season, which is close the league average of 161. They've ultimately got the most prolific set of RBs in the league, as they added Le'Veon Bell, DeMarco Murray, Lamar Miller, and Bilal Powell to their roster.

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Week 8 is not looking like a fun one for fantasy football. Fuck all of you 🏈 should look into the joys of scrapbooking, or bird-watching, or just anything that isn't fantasy football. It might not be pretty. They have five players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Based on their opponents' projected points, they have a tougher-than-average slate. Along with the fourth-most grueling overall schedule, both the first month and final month of the season project to be close to league-average in terms of difficulty for Fuck all of you 🏈.

Draft Notes

  • Shouldering the Burden

    Fuck all of you 🏈 has four above-average positions with TE and WR projected to lead the way.

  • Close to the Vest

    Fuck all of you 🏈 was focused on a squad with minimal risk, grabbing six "low-risk" players out of 15 picks.

  • A Pair of Proven Winners

    Fuck all of you 🏈 has a couple of fantasy MVPs in their lineup. Last season, two of their players (Le'Veon Bell and DeMarco Murray) finished among the top-20 players that were on the most first-place fantasy teams.

  • No Back-Up No Cry

    Ignoring roster depth, Fuck all of you 🏈 chose only one player at three different positions (TE, DEF, and K).

  • You Snooze, You Lose

    While the rest of the league slept on Dion Lewis, Fuck all of you 🏈 pounced on him at pick No. 99.

  • He Can Catch, Too

    Ty Montgomery is a dual-threat back, racking up points on the ground and through the air. He ranks fifth among RBs with 531 projected receiving yards.

Player Analysis

    • Le'Veon Bell, RB
    • Round 1, Pick 3
    Le'Veon Bell Doesn't Read the Playbook

    The playbook reads him. Fuck all of you 🏈 should be in decent shape if Bell gets his 327 projected touches this year.

    • O. Beckham Jr., WR
    • Round 2, Pick 14
    Big Numbers in the Big Apple

    Last season, Beckham logged his third straight campaign of 90+ receptions, 1,300+ receiving yards, and 10+ TDs. Only one NFL player (Mike Evans) saw more targets in 2016.

    • DeMarco Murray, RB
    • Round 3, Pick 19
    Stolen In Broad Daylight

    DeMarco Murray was the best value pick of the round and could be the cause of many sleepless nights for the other managers.

    • Derek Carr, QB
    • Round 4, Pick 30
    Caught Reaching

    Fuck all of you 🏈 will probably regret their fourth-round choice. Derek Carr, taken with the 30th overall pick, has an ADP of only 102.3 across all Yahoo! leagues.

    • T. Sr., WR
    • Round 6, Pick 46
    Was Terrelle Pryor Sr. the Best Choice at Pick No. 46?

    Fuck all of you 🏈 apparently thinks so. The Redskins' wideout is projected to net 168 points this year, after putting up 136 last year.

Best Available

DEF and QB are projected to be the weakest units for Fuck all of you 🏈.

    • Los Angeles Defense
    • Rank 178, ADP 122
    • Pittsburgh Defense
    • Rank 185, ADP 135
    • Andrew Luck
    • Rank 74, ADP 54
    • Philip Rivers
    • Rank 93, ADP 109
  • Bye Week Points Lost

    Each bar represents the total projected season points for each player that's on bye that week. This chart shows any potential bye week issues.

  • Pick Number Minus ADP
    Pick Number

    Bars above zero indicate a pick was selected later than a player's ADP. Bars below zero show players that were taken earlier than their ADP.

  • Avg Points by Position vs League
        Team     League

    The average projected points for all the players at each position versus the average projected points for all players at that position in the league.

  • Schedule by Opponent Points

    Week-by-week schedule with each opponent's projected season points. This chart shows any difficult or easy stretches in the schedule.

How We Grade

Draft grades are based strictly on teams' draft performances. This is calculated by counting the number of fantasy points teams are projected to score over the course of the season using their optimal line-ups. The grades do not take schedule into account. Because of bye weeks and other variables it is possible to earn a high grade yet be projected to finish in the middle of the pack. The opposite is also true. Bottom line: Fantasy Football is like the real game. You can draft the greatest talent in the world but you still need to manage your team every week to get the most out of that talent. As a wise man once said, "On any given Sunday..."

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Fuck all of you 🏈
1. (3) Le'Veon Bell (Pit - RB)
2. (14) Odell Beckham Jr. (NYG - WR)
3. (19) DeMarco Murray (Ten - RB)
4. (30) Derek Carr (Oak - QB)
5. (35) Houston (Hou - DEF)
6. (46) Terrelle Pryor Sr. (Was - WR)
7. (51) DeAndre Hopkins (Hou - WR)
8. (62) Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K)
9. (67) Martellus Bennett (NE - TE)
10. (78) Lamar Miller (Hou - RB)
11. (83) Ty Montgomery (GB - RB)
12. (94) Bilal Powell (NYJ - RB)
13. (99) Dion Lewis (NE - RB)
14. (110) Carson Palmer (Ari - QB)
15. (115) C.J. Anderson (Den - RB)

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