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Coye Screwed Us Scores Zero Points This Week

Week 7

  • Teamy McTeamface
  • 80.38 pts, 3-4
  • Weekly Grade
  • Coye Screwed Us
  • 0 pts, 0-7
  • Weekly Grade

The fix is in! Teamy McTeamface was victorious after Coye Screwed Us did not score a single point.

Top Players

    • Philadephia Eagles Defense
    • 24.00
    • Tom Brady
    • 18.18
    • Justin Tucker
    • 14.00
    • Devonta Freeman
    • 10.00

Smooth Moves by Teamy McTeamface

  • The Toyota Hall of Fame would have its eyes on you for this week's win. But the Toyota Hall of Fame doesn't have eyes. Obviously.
  • Lean, mean, and haunting your dreams. The Philadephia Eagles Defense was a terror this week, accounting for 24.00 points. It was the highest DEF score of the week and the third-highest score among DEF in the league this season.
  • Teamy McTeamface was still able to pull out a win with only 2 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.
  • Do you put a LB or DB on him? You might have to put both on him if this continues. Jimmy Graham scored 5.30 points to rank fifth among TEs in the league this week.
  • By scoring 14.00 points, Justin Tucker beat his 11.49 projected points by 21.8%.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • It's okay to regret not taking a sick day to study the Toyota Hall of Fame's articles. But it's not okay to do it again.
  • Made a mistake in not starting Matt Forte, who ranked fifth in the league in scoring and topped his scoring projection by 186.2%, the fourth-highest percentage in the league.
  • Did not start Delanie Walker, who beat his scoring projection with 14.40 points against a projected 7.86.
  • With 0 points from their starters and 127.90 total points left on the bench, Coye Screwed Us had the worst starter/bench scoring ratio in the league this season.

What If

  • Teamy McTeamface would be 5-2 if they played Coye Screwed Us every week.
  • Besides Coye Screwed Us, Teamy McTeamface would have beaten only two other teams this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Teamy McTeamface would have defeated Coye Screwed Us 84.74 - 0.
  • If they played the same schedule as Coye Screwed Us, Teamy McTeamface would be 2-4.
  • If Teamy McTeamface had played every team in the league each week, they would be 25-38.
  • Coye Screwed Us would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • Coye Screwed Us would be 1-5 if they played the same schedule as Teamy McTeamface.
  • If they played every team every week, Coye Screwed Us would be 12-51.

Game Notes

  • With 0 points, Coye Screwed Us scored the fewest points in the league this week and had the lowest score of any team this season.
  • Teamy McTeamface won by scoring 80.38 points, their lowest winning score of the season.
  • The tragedy of being an underachiever is that Teamy McTeamface knows what they should be, but reality keeps telling them that they're wrong. They scored 80.38 points against a projected 97.92 and underachieved for the sixth time this season, including the last five weeks in a row.
  • The margin of victory of 80.38 points was the largest in the league this week and third-biggest in the league this season.
  • Coye Screwed Us lost by the biggest margin of the week for the fifth time this season.
  • Jordy Nelson had a season-low 0.90 points against a projected 10.11 in the win and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • Despite being on the winning team, Stefon Diggs had a season-low 1.80 points against a projected 9.19 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • Despite being on the winning team, Julian Edelman scored 4.00 points against a projected 8.83 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
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