GCHS (ID# 843638)

Team JAB Nudges Past Teamy McTeamface, Moves Up to Eighth Place

Week 14

  • Team JAB
  • 86.66 pts, 6-8
  • Weekly Grade
  • Teamy McTeamface
  • 84.64 pts, 6-8
  • Weekly Grade

Team JAB took advantage of 16.96 points from Kirk Cousins and 16.30 from Latavius Murray to edge Teamy McTeamface 86.66 to 84.64. These two teams are tied for eighth place with 6-8 records, but it smells like BS, as Teamy McTeamface knows they're the much better squad, leading in total points 1,353.54 to 1,173.22. This close call was revenge for a Week 5 97.74 to 83.40 loss to Teamy McTeamface. Team JAB earned a sportsmanship trophy, starting Donte Moncrief (0 points) to prevent the result from being even worse.

Top Players

    • Tom Brady
    • 27.14
    • Kirk Cousins
    • 16.96
    • Latavius Murray
    • 16.30
    • Jordy Nelson
    • 16.10

Smooth Moves by Team JAB

  • Even if you cried trying to win, you still won. And the Toyota Hall of Fame is proud of Team JAB either way.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Latavius Murray. He had the eighth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 16.30 points.
  • Do you put a LB or DB on him? You might have to put both on him if this continues. Greg Olsen scored 8.70 points to rank fifth among TEs in the league this week.
  • The 16.96 points scored by Kirk Cousins led the team, the fifth time that's happened this season.
  • With 14.50 points, Doug Martin had his highest output of the season and beat his projected point total by a season-high 45.1%.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • 86.66 seems a lot higher when you're on the losing side of it. And the Toyota Hall of Fame knows you know that.
  • The RBs for Teamy McTeamface got outscored 30.80 - 12.80 by the RBs for Team JAB.
  • You wish you had a kicker like ours. Team JAB won the K position battle, beating Teamy McTeamface 10.00 - 5.00.
  • It's times like these when it's important to support your players when they're down. So move the mouse pointer away from the DROP button. Devonta Freeman scored a season-low 1.80 points, 14.5% of his projected 12.42, which is his lowest percentage of the year.
  • Teamy McTeamface had 6 of their 9 starters score less than their projected points.

What If

  • If Team JAB played Teamy McTeamface every week, they'd be 3-11 this season.
  • Team JAB would have beaten six other teams besides Teamy McTeamface this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Teamy McTeamface, Team JAB would be 5-7.
  • Team JAB would be 46-80 if they played every team every week.
  • In addition to Team JAB, Teamy McTeamface would have lost to just two other teams this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Team JAB would have lost to Teamy McTeamface 143.76 - 112.24 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Team JAB, Teamy McTeamface would be 8-4.
  • If they played every team every week, Teamy McTeamface would be 71-55.

Game Notes

  • Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses Teamy McTeamface has had, six were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
  • The margin of victory for the matchup ended up being the smallest in the league this week at 2.02 points.
  • Team JAB got a combined 12.20 points from their WRs, their lowest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
  • Teamy McTeamface remains winless in close games this season, falling to 0-2.
  • The score put up by Teamy McTeamface was the largest among losing teams in the league this week.
  • Team JAB underachieved in the win, improving to 4-8 when failing to reach their projected points this season, while Teamy McTeamface falls to 2-7 when scoring below their projected points.
  • Teamy McTeamface lost, but Tom Brady played well, scoring 27.14 points to rank third in the league in scoring.
  • Jordy Nelson was on the losing team, but still had the fifth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 16.10 points.
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Qadry Ismail Bal - WR 1999 vs. Pittsburgh 6 catches, 258 yards, 3 touchdowns A player has recorded at least 250 receiving yards and a hat trick of TD catches in a game just six times in NFL history and, in Week 14 of ’99 against the Steelers, Ismail became one of the players to accomplish that feat.

In the other 136 regular season games played in Ismail’s career, he’d score more than one touchdown in a game just one more time, and he only recorded seven other games of 100-plus receiving yards.
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