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Coye Screwed Us Scores Zero Points This Week

Week 13

  • Trumplethinskin
  • 81.9 pts, 8-5
  • Weekly Grade
  • Coye Screwed Us
  • 0 pts, 0-13
  • Weekly Grade

The fix is in! Trumplethinskin was victorious after Coye Screwed Us did not score a single point.

Top Players

    • Ezekiel Elliott
    • 16.50
    • Dez Bryant
    • 14.40
    • Michael Crabtree
    • 13.40
    • Alex Smith
    • 12.50

Smooth Moves by Trumplethinskin

  • Trumplethinskin scored massive brownie points with the Toyota Hall of Fame this week. Too bad brownie points don't count as real points. Not that you need help.
  • The 16.50 points scored by Ezekiel Elliott was the 10th-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Dez Bryant posterizing opponents. He had the fourth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 14.40 points.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Michael Crabtree have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked fifth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 13.40 points.
  • The 8.50 points scored by Tyler Eifert was the fifth-highest point total among TEs in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • 81.90 seems a lot higher when you're on the losing side of it. And the Toyota Hall of Fame knows you know that.
  • Did not start Stephen Gostkowski, who led the team in scoring with 17.00 points and beat his projected point total by 53.3%, the highest percentage on the team.
  • With 0 points from their starters and 57.80 total points left on the bench, Coye Screwed Us had the worst starter/bench scoring ratio in the league this season.

What If

  • If Trumplethinskin played Coye Screwed Us every week, they'd be 11-2 this season.
  • Besides Coye Screwed Us, Trumplethinskin would have defeated three other teams this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Trumplethinskin would have defeated Coye Screwed Us 124.64 - 0.
  • If they played the same schedule as Coye Screwed Us, Trumplethinskin would be 5-6.
  • If Trumplethinskin had played every team in the league each week, they would be 70-47.
  • Coye Screwed Us would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Trumplethinskin, Coye Screwed Us would be 1-10.
  • Coye Screwed Us would be 12-105 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • With 0 points, Coye Screwed Us scored the fewest points in the league this week and had the lowest score of any team this season.
  • Trumplethinskin had their lowest winning score of the season with 81.90 points.
  • The margin of victory of 81.90 points was the biggest of the season for Trumplethinskin and eighth-largest in the league this season.
  • Coye Screwed Us remains winless in blowout games this season, falling to 0-10.
  • In games that are blowouts, Trumplethinskin is now 6-1, including wins in their last two such matchups.
  • Coye Screwed Us is in last place in the standings, the 10th week that they have found themselves there this season.
  • Tell Mike Evans to go to a nice restaurant, maybe grab a milk shake, or even take a bubble bath. Because he should forget about this performance. Mike Evans was on the winning team, but scored a season-low 5.80 points, only 38.5% of his 15.06-point projection, his lowest percentage of the season.
  • The WR corps may be referred to as the diva position, but nobody on Trumplethinskin will be making that comment this week as their 33.60 points were the second-highest output in the league at the WR position.
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