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EatSleepGronkRepeat Pulls Out Paper-Thin Win Against Rachel's Genius Team, Grabs Fourth Place

Week 14

  • EatSleepGronkRepeat
  • 89.8 pts, 8-6
  • Weekly Grade
  • Rachel's Genius Team
  • 89.06 pts, 6-8
  • Weekly Grade

EatSleepGronkRepeat, down 8.96 on Monday night, gave Rachel's Genius Team a glimmer of hope, then ripped it away and edged Rachel's Genius Team 89.80 to 89.06. EatSleepGronkRepeat took advantage of 16.80 points from LeSean McCoy and another 16.80 from Tyler Eifert. This was an important win for EatSleepGronkRepeat as it clinched a playoff spot for their team. EatSleepGronkRepeat gets revenge for a Week 8 upset loss (88.88 to 66.22) and improves to 2-1 head-to-head this season against Rachel's Genius Team. EatSleepGronkRepeat (8-6, 1,400.16 points) climbs into fourth place and Rachel's Genius Team (6-8, 1,377.00 points) stays down in eighth place.

Top Players

    • Jeremy Hill
    • 20.20
    • Nick Novak
    • 19.00
    • Carolina Panthers Defense
    • 18.00
    • Tyler Eifert
    • 16.80

Smooth Moves by EatSleepGronkRepeat

  • Even if you cried trying to win, you still won. And the Toyota Hall of Fame is proud of EatSleepGronkRepeat either way.
  • The 16.80 points scored by Tyler Eifert was the highest TE score in the league this week.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of LeSean McCoy. He had the seventh-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 16.80 points.
  • Dontrelle Inman scored 13.10 points, the 10th-highest WR score in the league this week.
  • With only 3 of their 10 starters beating their projected points, EatSleepGronkRepeat was still able to win.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Some teams are destined to beat teams like Rachel's Genius Team and move on to Toyota Hall of Fame greatness. Ironically, you are included in that destiny, because you played yourself.
  • Left Bilal Powell on the bench, where he exceeded his scoring projection by a league-leading 212.0%.
  • Could have started Cam Newton, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting QB with 12.50 against a projected 20.73.
  • The TE position was a letdown for Rachel's Genius Team, where they were outscored 16.80 - 0.10 by EatSleepGronkRepeat.
  • Rachel's Genius Team had 7 of their 10 starters score less than their projected points.

What If

  • EatSleepGronkRepeat would be 7-7 if they played Rachel's Genius Team every week.
  • Besides Rachel's Genius Team, EatSleepGronkRepeat would have defeated five other teams this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? EatSleepGronkRepeat would have defeated Rachel's Genius Team 123.48 - 64.50 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Rachel's Genius Team, EatSleepGronkRepeat would be 5-6.
  • If EatSleepGronkRepeat had played every team in the league each week, they would be 61-65.
  • Besides EatSleepGronkRepeat, Rachel's Genius Team would have been defeated by three other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as EatSleepGronkRepeat, Rachel's Genius Team would be 4-7.
  • If they played every team every week, Rachel's Genius Team would be 55-71.

Game Notes

  • Even though Rachel's Genius Team lost, they had three players score higher than the leading scorer for EatSleepGronkRepeat.
  • EatSleepGronkRepeat won by scoring 89.80 points, their lowest winning score of the season.
  • At 0.74 points, the margin of victory was the tightest of the week.
  • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Russell Wilson scored 10.50 points against a projected 19.07 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • Jay Ajayi did little to help EatSleepGronkRepeat, underperforming versus projections for the fifth straight game with 6.30 points against a projected 12.02.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Steve Smith Sr. needs to step it up! He scored 5.70 points against a projected 7.91 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • EatSleepGronkRepeat remains undefeated in close games this season, improving to 3-0.
  • Rachel's Genius Team remains winless in comeback games this season, falling to 0-3.
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