Beat the Brits (ID# 841251)

Down with the Crown Put the Stamp on Union Jack-offs, Has Their Number

Week 14

  • Down with the Crown
  • 83.2 pts, 5-9
  • Weekly Grade
  • Union Jack-offs
  • 71.68 pts, 7-7
  • Weekly Grade

Hey, do they give trophies for effort? Nope, well then Union Jack-offs won't be receiving a trophy for their performance against Down with the Crown this season, losing yet again, 83.20 to 71.68. T.Y. Hilton was in the spotlight, getting 17.50 points this week, less than his 23.10 points the last time these teams met. Adding insult to injury, as Union Jack-offs had a starter score zero points (Michael Thomas). This is the largest margin for Down with the Crown in two head-to-head matchups. They beat Union Jack-offs 110.38 to 102.96 in Week 5.

Top Players

    • Matt Ryan
    • 21.48
    • T.Y. Hilton
    • 17.50
    • Rob Kelley
    • 14.80
    • Todd Gurley
    • 14.30

Smooth Moves by Down with the Crown

  • Even if you cried trying to win, you still won. And the Toyota Hall of Fame is proud of Down with the Crown either way.
  • With 17.50 points, T.Y. Hilton had the highest score of any WR in the league this week.
  • Took Derek Carr out of the starting lineup, who scored 4.98 points on the bench, fewer than the starting QB.
  • Rob Kelley put the team on his back with 14.80 points, the 10th-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
  • Apparently playing within themselves was good enough. Down with the Crown won despite having only 4 of their 10 starters exceed their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Some teams are destined to beat teams like Union Jack-offs and move on to Toyota Hall of Fame greatness. Ironically, you are included in that destiny, because you played yourself.
  • Melvin Gordon was last on the team in scoring with 0.50 points, 3.4% of his projected 14.70, which is his lowest percentage of the season.
  • Note to self: don't start a player when they're going to have their worst game of the season. Coby Fleener had a season-low 0.60 points against a projected 5.46 and underachieved for the eighth time this season.
  • Union Jack-offs had 6 of their 10 starters score less than their projected points.
  • Did not take Michael Thomas (0 points) out of the starting lineup this week.

What If

  • If Down with the Crown played Union Jack-offs every week, they'd be 6-8 this year.
  • Down with the Crown would have beaten only one other team besides Union Jack-offs this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Union Jack-offs, Down with the Crown would be 4-8.
  • If Down with the Crown had played every team in the league each week, they would be 45-81.
  • Union Jack-offs would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Down with the Crown would have lost to Union Jack-offs 91.56 - 82.00.
  • Union Jack-offs would be 9-3 if they played the same schedule as Down with the Crown.
  • If they played every team every week, Union Jack-offs would be 69-57.

Game Notes

  • Down with the Crown won by scoring 83.20 points, their lowest winning score of the season.
  • Down with the Crown scored 83.20 points against a projected 98.85 and underachieved for the ninth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • Union Jack-offs was last in the league in scoring and had their lowest score of the season with 71.68 points.
  • Larry Fitzgerald scored a season-low 1.20 points and underachieved for the fourth straight week.
  • Union Jack-offs could not extend their three-game win streak.
  • With 33.80 points, Down with the Crown got the highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
  • The margin of victory of 11.52 points was the second-highest margin in the league this week.
  • Down with the Crown is in last place in the standings, the eighth week that they have found themselves there this season.
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