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NY/NJ Horny Cougars Throat-Punches ricky's Grand Team for Third Straight Win

Week 14

  • NY/NJ Horny Cougars
  • 80.9 pts, 10-4
  • Weekly Grade
  • ricky's Grand Team
  • 44.28 pts, 0-14
  • Weekly Grade

NY/NJ Horny Cougars humiliates ricky's Grand Team after another big win, this time by a final score of 80.90 to 44.28. ricky's Grand Team should maybe just take the week off next time against NY/NJ Horny Cougars, who has a 69.11-point average margin of victory against them. It's significantly larger than their 37.73-point average margin of victory on the season (first in the league). This week, Andy Dalton was the team leader, putting up 16.90 points. It was a bit of a drop-off from the 20.10 points Larry Fitzgerald got the last time these teams played. On top of the loss, ricky's Grand Team had three starters put up zeros. NY/NJ Horny Cougars is averaging 98.90 points against ricky's Grand Team and beat them 116.90 to 15.30 in Week 5.

Top Players

    • Matt Ryan
    • 21.48
    • Andy Dalton
    • 16.90
    • Odell Beckham Jr.
    • 15.40
    • Doug Martin
    • 14.50

Smooth Moves by NY/NJ Horny Cougars

  • If this were a dream sequence, you'd hear a deep voice announce, "NY/NJ Horny Cougars, the Toyota Hall of Famer." But it's not.
  • NY/NJ Horny Cougars was still able to pull out a win with only 2 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.
  • The 15.40 points scored by Odell Beckham Jr. was the seventh-highest score by a WR in the league this week.
  • Doug Martin put the team on his back with 14.50 points, the ninth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • The fact that you're reading this means you have internet connection. Unfortunately, that's one less thing to blame your loss on. Don't tell the Hall.
  • ricky's Grand Team tried to fight through 3 of their 8 starters getting zeros, but could not overcome it.
  • ricky's Grand Team would have welcomed more points at WR, where NY/NJ Horny Cougars topped them 20.80 - 1.60.
  • It was a bad week at RB for ricky's Grand Team, who was outscored at the position 25.50 - 8.20 by NY/NJ Horny Cougars.
  • The 0.80 points scored by Matt Forte was a season-low. He had a projected 15.55-point total, and has now underachieved in four straight games.

What If

  • NY/NJ Horny Cougars would be 13-1 if they played ricky's Grand Team every week.
  • NY/NJ Horny Cougars would have beaten three other teams besides ricky's Grand Team this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, NY/NJ Horny Cougars would have defeated ricky's Grand Team 106.94 - 61.48.
  • If they played the same schedule as ricky's Grand Team, NY/NJ Horny Cougars would be 8-4.
  • NY/NJ Horny Cougars would be 81-45 if they played every team every week.
  • Besides NY/NJ Horny Cougars, ricky's Grand Team would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as NY/NJ Horny Cougars, ricky's Grand Team would be 2-10.
  • If they played every team every week, ricky's Grand Team would be 18-108.

Game Notes

  • The 80.90 points by NY/NJ Horny Cougars was their lowest winning score of the season.
  • NY/NJ Horny Cougars was able to win with little help from Larry Fitzgerald, who had a season-low 1.20 points and is on a four-week underperforming streak.
  • Justin Tucker scored 13.00 points against a projected 9.05 in the loss and has now beaten his projection in three straight games.
  • ricky's Grand Team got 1.60 points from their WRs, the lowest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
  • In games that are blowouts, NY/NJ Horny Cougars is now 5-2, including wins in their last three such matchups.
  • The win was the third in a row for NY/NJ Horny Cougars.
  • With the big loss, ricky's Grand Team remains winless in blowout games this season, falling to 0-7.
  • ricky's Grand Team ranked ninth in the league in scoring this week.
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