A League of Wildcats - Part 15 (ID# 824770)

Consolation: Casula's Cummy Hair Brings Down Penis Punchers

Week 16

  • Casula's Cummy Hair
  • 93.56 pts, 6-7
  • Weekly Grade
  • Penis Punchers
  • 82.62 pts, 5-8
  • Weekly Grade

Penis Punchers was no match for Alex Smith (24.36) and Mark Ingram (23.30) as Casula's Cummy Hair walked away with a 93.56 to 82.62 victory. This win came when it counted, serving as revenge for a Week 5 79.46 to 73.70 comeback by Penis Punchers. Penis Punchers ended the regular season in ninth place with a record of 5-8. From a points per game perspective, they ranked slightly better (eighth with 90.69). They played in a pair of previous postseason games this year. In their last game, Penis Punchers destroyed Vegas Pool Boy, 91.60 to 58.72. The week before, they took down Seeking1kFromKlug, 69.50 to 65.74.

Top Players

    • Alex Smith
    • 24.36
    • Mark Ingram
    • 23.30
    • Sammy Watkins
    • 21.40
    • Cam Newton
    • 13.52

Smooth Moves by Casula's Cummy Hair

  • Fantasy Football is a game where the high score wins. So keep doing what you have to do, the Toyota Hall of Fame will turn a blind eye.
  • With 13.00 points, Justin Tucker had the highest score for a K in the league this week.
  • Alex Smith put up 24.36 points, which was the 10th-highest score in the league this week.
  • The 23.30 points scored by Mark Ingram was the third-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
  • Even with only 3 of the 9 starters scoring more than their projection, Casula's Cummy Hair was still able to win.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Sometimes 82.62 is enough. Unfortunately, the Toyota Hall of Fame has confirmed this time it's a smaller number than 93.56.
  • Left Chris Ivory on the bench, where he scored 15.40 points to beat his scoring projection by 150.8%, the 10th-highest percentage in the league.
  • Should have started Andy Dalton, who underachieved, but still outscored the starting QB with 14.72 against a projected 17.92.
  • With 0.80 points, Jeremy Hill had the fewest points of any player in the matchup and got only 6.4% of his scoring projection, the lowest percentage in the league.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Coby Fleener during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in three straight games after scoring 3.00 points against a projected 5.77 this week.

What If

  • Casula's Cummy Hair would be 10-5 if they played Penis Punchers every week.
  • Besides Penis Punchers, Casula's Cummy Hair would have beaten only two other teams this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Casula's Cummy Hair would have defeated Penis Punchers 97.62 - 91.60.
  • If they played the same schedule as Penis Punchers, Casula's Cummy Hair would be 7-6.
  • Casula's Cummy Hair would be 85-76 if they played every team every week.
  • Penis Punchers would have lost to four other teams besides Casula's Cummy Hair this week.
  • Penis Punchers would be 5-8 if they played the same schedule as Casula's Cummy Hair.
  • Penis Punchers would be 66-102 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Penis Punchers could not extend their four-game win streak.
  • The margin of victory of 10.94 points was the smallest in the league this week.
  • After scoring 11.00 points against a projected 7.68, Wil Lutz has now exceeded his projection in six straight weeks.
  • Casula's Cummy Hair beat Penis Punchers at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for Penis Punchers.
  • Penis Punchers got smallest total score from their RB position of any team this week with 13.60 points.
  • Casula's Cummy Hair underachieved in the win, improving to 4-6 when failing to reach their projected points this season, while Penis Punchers falls to 2-6 when scoring below their projected points.
  • In the loss, Sammy Watkins had the fourth-highest WR score in the league this week with 21.40 points.
  • Penis Punchers could not close out the win even with the help of Kelvin Benjamin, who scored 12.30 points, the 10th-highest score among all WRs in the league for the week.
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Fantasy MasterpiecesWeek 16

Onterrio Smith Min - RB 2003 vs. Kansas City 183 yards from scrimmage, 3 touchdowns Smith has to go down as one of the most unlikely fantasy Championship Week heroes in the NFL’s modern era.

Leading up to his 146-rushing yard, three rushing TD outburst against the Chiefs, Smith had hinted at something special to come with a 148-yard rushing performance in Week 15 against the Bears. But, for a player that had tallied just two touchdowns in the previous 13 games he played that season, the TD hat trick was shocking. In fact, his two-week rushing total in Week 15-16 amount to 26 percent of his career rushing total, and he would go on to score just four more touchdowns in his next 12 games before his career came to an end.
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