The D Cup (ID# 816921)

ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP Gets Win Against Fuck Christina Troy for Sixth in a Row

Week 9

  • ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP
  • 94.26 pts, 7-2
  • Weekly Grade
  • Fuck Christina Troy
  • 87.08 pts, 5-4
  • Weekly Grade

ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP earned their sixth consecutive win when they beat Fuck Christina Troy 94.26 to 87.08. They got a lift from Jimmy Graham, who led the team with 22.30 points and Ben Roethlisberger who got 19.86. Going streaking usually draws attention to yourself, but not in positive way. Not in this case. Since starting their win streak in Week 4, ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP has moved from 11th place to second. Fuck Christina Troy goes to 5-4 and slides to sixth place. ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP has not lost since Week 3.

Top Players

    • Russell Wilson
    • 26.28
    • Jimmy Graham
    • 22.30
    • Ben Roethlisberger
    • 19.86
    • Mike Wallace
    • 18.40

Smooth Moves by ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP

  • The Toyota Hall of Fame would have its eyes on you for this week's win. But the Toyota Hall of Fame doesn't have eyes. Obviously.
  • Best in the world: Jimmy Graham can claim that at least for one week after his 22.30 point performance. It was highest score for any TE this week, as well as the second-highest TE score in the league this season.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Mike Wallace posterizing opponents. He had the third-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 18.40 points.
  • The Carolina Panthers Defense overachieved by 63.4%, scoring 11.00 points against a projected 6.73.
  • ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP won despite having only 3 of their 9 starters exceed their scoring projection.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • The fact that you're reading this means you have internet connection. Unfortunately, that's one less thing to blame your loss on. Don't tell the Hall.
  • The Pittsburgh Steelers Defense has now failed to reach their projection for four straight games. This week they scored 5.00 points versus a projected 6.41.
  • Who needs offense when the defense is so dominant!? Fuck Christina Troy got outscored 11.00 - 5.00 by ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP at the DEF position.
  • Of the 9 starters on Fuck Christina Troy, 6 underperformed versus their projections.
  • With 2.70 points, Michael Crabtree scored only 30.9% of his 8.75 projected point total.

What If

  • If ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP played Fuck Christina Troy every week, they'd be 5-4 this year.
  • Besides Fuck Christina Troy, ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP would have defeated five other teams this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP would have defeated Fuck Christina Troy 107.30 - 74.42.
  • If they played the same schedule as Fuck Christina Troy, ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP would be 3-5.
  • ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP would be 50-49 if they played every team every week.
  • Fuck Christina Troy would have lost to six other teams besides ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP, Fuck Christina Troy would be 5-3.
  • If they played every team every week, Fuck Christina Troy would be 53-46.

Game Notes

  • Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses Fuck Christina Troy has had, three were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
  • The tragedy of being an underachiever is that Fuck Christina Troy knows what they should be, but reality keeps telling them that they're wrong. They scored 87.08 points against a projected 96.87 and underachieved for the sixth time this season, including the last five weeks in a row.
  • With the win, ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP has a six-game win streak, currently the longest in the league.
  • The margin of victory for the matchup ended up being the smallest in the league this week at 7.18 points.
  • The WRs on Fuck Christina Troy collectively had their worst week of the season with only 15.00 points.
  • ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP got their lowest combined scoring output from the RB position this season with only 5.00 points this week.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Jerick McKinnon needs to step it up! He scored 0.80 points against a projected 8.57 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • ItsAlwaysSnowyInBP is leveraging their draft well. This week they got 79.6% of their points from players they drafted.
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