The D Cup (ID# 816921)

Mighty Lumberjacks Pounds el dixie chickens to Grab Third Place

Week 9

  • Mighty Lumberjacks
  • 112.86 pts, 5-4
  • Weekly Grade
  • el dixie chickens
  • 48.8 pts, 2-7
  • Weekly Grade

Mighty Lumberjacks picked up 27.76 points from Matt Ryan, stomping el dixie chickens 112.86 to 48.80. el dixie chickens may need a Happy Meal with some french fries to pick up their spirits after dropping their seventh straight. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, el dixie chickens suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 74.42 to 72.88 loss against Fuck Christina Troy. On top of the loss, el dixie chickens had four starters put up zeros. Mighty Lumberjacks (5-4, 876.94 points) climbs into third place while el dixie chickens (2-7, 715.50 points) sinks into 11th place.

Top Players

    • Matt Ryan
    • 27.76
    • Philip Rivers
    • 18.70
    • Matt Forte
    • 15.70
    • Jordy Nelson
    • 15.40

Smooth Moves by Mighty Lumberjacks

  • If this were a dream sequence, you'd hear a deep voice announce, "Mighty Lumberjacks, the Toyota Hall of Famer." But it's not.
  • If this was college, Matt Ryan would expect to get a sleeve of helmet stickers. He ranked fourth in the league in scoring this week with 27.76 points. It was also the fourth-highest score of any player on Mighty Lumberjacks this season.
  • Sat Matt Asiata, who scored 4.10 points, fewer than any RB in the starting lineup.
  • Mighty Lumberjacks had 7 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.
  • With 15.70 points, Matt Forte ranked ninth in scoring among all RBs in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Some teams are destined to beat teams like el dixie chickens and move on to Toyota Hall of Fame greatness. Ironically, you are included in that destiny, because you played yourself.
  • Left Jameis Winston on the bench, where he led the team in scoring with 21.84 points.
  • el dixie chickens was faced with 4 starters coming up empty in points.
  • It was a bad week at RB for el dixie chickens, who was outscored at the position 35.10 - 9.00 by Mighty Lumberjacks.
  • 5 of the starters on el dixie chickens scored less than their projected points.

What If

  • Mighty Lumberjacks would be 5-4 if they played el dixie chickens every week.
  • Besides el dixie chickens, Mighty Lumberjacks would have defeated eight other teams this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Mighty Lumberjacks would have defeated el dixie chickens 86.32 - 72.88.
  • Mighty Lumberjacks would be 3-5 if they played the same schedule as el dixie chickens.
  • Mighty Lumberjacks would be 45-54 if they played every team every week.
  • el dixie chickens would have lost to nine other teams besides Mighty Lumberjacks this week.
  • el dixie chickens would be 3-5 if they played the same schedule as Mighty Lumberjacks.
  • If they played every team every week, el dixie chickens would be 31-68.

Game Notes

  • el dixie chickens has lost seven straight games, the longest current losing streak in the league.
  • The margin of victory of 64.06 points was the largest in the league this week and third-biggest in the league this season.
  • el dixie chickens had their lowest output of the season with 48.80 points.
  • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Todd Gurley scored 7.40 points against a projected 10.51 and has now underachieved in five straight games.
  • After the beating, el dixie chickens is still winless in blowouts this season with a record of 0-2.
  • Mighty Lumberjacks ups their record in blowout matchups to 2-0.
  • Wow, they were beaten down like they owed somebody money. The margin of victory of 64.06 points was the worst loss of the season for el dixie chickens.
  • Mighty Lumberjacks had the third-highest point total in the league this week.
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