The D Cup (ID# 816921)

Mr.Toast&Me Drops the Hammer on Fighting Clams, Climbs to Fourth Place

Week 9

  • Mr.Toast&Me
  • 96.1 pts, 5-4
  • Weekly Grade
  • Fighting Clams
  • 60.38 pts, 5-4
  • Weekly Grade

Mr.Toast&Me picked up 19.10 points from Frank Gore and 17.10 from Julio Jones to thump Fighting Clams 96.10 to 60.38. These two teams are tied for fourth place with 5-4 records, but it smells like BS, as Mr.Toast&Me knows they're the much better squad, leading in total points 870.70 to 819.44. The beatdown gave Mr.Toast&Me three blowout wins on the season. Both teams left points off the scoreboard as Mr.Toast&Me had one starter turn in zero points and Fighting Clams also had one.

Top Players

    • Dak Prescott
    • 23.88
    • Frank Gore
    • 19.10
    • Julio Jones
    • 17.10
    • Cairo Santos
    • 15.00

Smooth Moves by Mr.Toast&Me

  • Mr.Toast&Me scored massive brownie points with the Toyota Hall of Fame this week. Too bad brownie points don't count as real points. Not that you need help.
  • The 15.00 points scored by Cairo Santos was the second-highest K score of the week and is the fifth-highest K score in the league this season.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Frank Gore. He had the fifth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 19.10 points.
  • The 17.10 points scored by Julio Jones was the fourth-highest score by a WR in the league this week.
  • With 13.50 points, Antonio Gates ranked third in the league this week in scoring among TEs.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Funny, the Hall provides articles you could have studied. But instead you watched Fighting Clams cry trying.
  • Did not start Golden Tate, who scored 14.00 points and beat his projected point total by a team-leading 62.0%.
  • DeVante Parker was last on the team in scoring with 0.80 points against a projected 10.46 and has now underachieved in five straight games.
  • It was not a good week for Fighting Clams at TE, where they were beaten 13.50 - 6.10.
  • You've gotta hit rock button before you can start to rise. It was a season-low 1.00 point for the Denver Broncos Defense this week. It was also a season-low for their performance versus projections, reaching only 14.8% of a projected point total of 6.75.

What If

  • If Mr.Toast&Me played Fighting Clams every week, they would be 6-3 this season.
  • Mr.Toast&Me would have beaten six other teams besides Fighting Clams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Fighting Clams, Mr.Toast&Me would be 6-2.
  • If Mr.Toast&Me had played every team in the league each week, they would be 57-42.
  • Besides Mr.Toast&Me, Fighting Clams would have been defeated by eight other teams this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Mr.Toast&Me would have lost to Fighting Clams 113.58 - 101.48 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Mr.Toast&Me, Fighting Clams would be 5-3.
  • Fighting Clams would be 52-47 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Dak Prescott beat his projection for the fourth straight week. His 23.88 points ranked 10th in the league this week.
  • Mr.Toast&Me covered the 21.49-point spread, winning by 35.72 points.
  • Fighting Clams had 60.38 points, their season-low.
  • Fighting Clams got their lowest combined scoring output from the RB position this season with only 4.60 points this week.
  • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Christine Michael scored 6.10 points against a projected 12.27 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • In games that are blowouts, Mr.Toast&Me is now 3-1, including wins in their last three such matchups.
  • Fighting Clams falls to 1-2 in blowout games this season.
  • The draft continues to pay off for Mr.Toast&Me, which got 81.6% of their points from players they drafted.
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