The D Cup (ID# 816921)

Fuck Christina Troy Gets By el dixie chickens who Can't Shake Losing Streak

Week 8

  • Fuck Christina Troy
  • 74.42 pts, 5-3
  • Weekly Grade
  • el dixie chickens
  • 72.88 pts, 2-6
  • Weekly Grade

Fuck Christina Troy got 17.80 points from Devonta Freeman and 12.30 from Lamar Miller to nip el dixie chickens 74.42 to 72.88. el dixie chickens is all but finished after losing their last six. Jordan Reed led el dixie chickens with 15.90 points while Philip Rivers brought in 15.68. Both teams could have scored more points as Fuck Christina Troy had one starter turn in zero points and el dixie chickens had three. Fuck Christina Troy (5-3, 755.56 points) falls to fifth place while el dixie chickens (2-6, 666.70 points) stays down in 10th place.

Top Players

    • Devonta Freeman
    • 17.80
    • Jordan Reed
    • 15.90
    • Philip Rivers
    • 15.68
    • Bilal Powell
    • 13.90

Smooth Moves by Fuck Christina Troy

  • The Toyota Hall of Fame would have its eyes on you for this week's win. But the Toyota Hall of Fame doesn't have eyes. Obviously.
  • Devonta Freeman scored 17.80 points, which ranked sixth out of all the RBs in the league this week.
  • Even with a zero from starter the Pittsburgh Steelers Defense, Fuck Christina Troy was still able to win.
  • The 10.80 points scored by Michael Crabtree outpaced his 8.09-point scoring projection by 33.5%.
  • Apparently playing within themselves was good enough. Fuck Christina Troy won despite having only 3 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Funny, the Hall provides articles you could have studied. But instead you watched el dixie chickens cry trying.
  • Did not start Jameis Winston, who led the matchup in scoring with 18.80 points.
  • Lost the matchup despite getting Fuck Christina Troy on their lowest-scoring week of the season.
  • el dixie chickens lost despite having only 2 of their 9 starters score less than their projected points.
  • el dixie chickens was faced with 3 starters coming up empty in points.

What If

  • If Fuck Christina Troy played el dixie chickens every week, they'd be 6-2 this season.
  • Fuck Christina Troy would have beaten only one other team besides el dixie chickens this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as el dixie chickens, Fuck Christina Troy would be 4-3.
  • If Fuck Christina Troy had played every team in the league each week, they would be 49-39.
  • Besides Fuck Christina Troy, el dixie chickens would have been defeated by nine other teams this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Fuck Christina Troy would have lost to el dixie chickens 79.74 - 77.52 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Fuck Christina Troy, el dixie chickens would be 2-5.
  • If they played every team every week, el dixie chickens would be 30-58.

Game Notes

  • At 1.54 points, the margin of victory was the smallest in the league this season.
  • Fuck Christina Troy scored 74.42 points against a projected 91.07 and underachieved for the fifth time this season, including the last four weeks in a row.
  • el dixie chickens has the longest current losing streak in the league, having lost six straight games.
  • Eat. Sleep. Beat the streak. Fuck Christina Troy was finally able to overcome their three-game losing streak with the win.
  • The WRs on el dixie chickens collectively had their worst week of the season with only 10.40 points.
  • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Russell Wilson scored 10.22 points against a projected 20.43 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Larry Fitzgerald needs to step it up! He scored 7.40 points against a projected 11.13 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • All of the points for Fuck Christina Troy this week came from players they drafted.
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