The D Cup (ID# 816921)

Mayor of Flavortown Beats Fuck Christina Troy, Climbs to Third Place

Week 5

  • Mayor of Flavortown
  • 123.68 pts, 3-2
  • Weekly Grade
  • Fuck Christina Troy
  • 92.5 pts, 4-1
  • Weekly Grade

A lot of buzz around the league about Mayor of Flavortown after that performance. They put up the highest score in the league this week to beat Fuck Christina Troy 123.68 to 92.50. Mayor of Flavortown played very well and put up 21.8% more than their projected 101.52 points, while Fuck Christina Troy just fell short of hitting their projections and got 93.4% of a projected 99.01. Following a 134.32 to 92.12 win against The God's Return, Fuck Christina Troy saw their scoring shrink this week. Mayor of Flavortown (3-2, 484.88 points) climbs into third place while Fuck Christina Troy (4-1, 521.42 points) stays in second place.

Top Players

    • Ezekiel Elliott
    • 29.10
    • Jordan Howard
    • 22.30
    • Devonta Freeman
    • 18.30
    • Greg Olsen
    • 18.10

Smooth Moves by Mayor of Flavortown

  • Even if you cried trying to win, you still won. And the Toyota Hall of Fame is proud of Mayor of Flavortown either way.
  • The second-highest RB score of the week and the second-highest RB score of the season came from Ezekiel Elliott, who scored 29.10 points.
  • Miss Cleo, is that you? The 7.60 points scored by Gary Barnidge, who Mayor of Flavortown picked up this week, beat his projected point total of 5.51 by 37.9%.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Jordan Howard. He had the third-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 22.30 points.
  • Mike Evans scored 14.90 points, the sixth-highest WR score in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Some teams are destined to beat teams like Fuck Christina Troy and move on to Toyota Hall of Fame greatness. Ironically, you are included in that destiny, because you played yourself.
  • Fuck Christina Troy left the 20.10 points scored by Larry Fitzgerald on the bench this week. He beat his projected point total by 105.5%, the ninth-highest percentage in the league.
  • With 2.40 points against a projected 15.00, Lamar Miller was last on the team in scoring and has now scored below his projection in every game this season.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Fuck Christina Troy thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Kelvin Benjamin. However, he scored 7.00 points against a projected 9.51 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • Fuck Christina Troy had 6 of their 9 starters score less than their projected points.

What If

  • If Mayor of Flavortown played Fuck Christina Troy every week, they'd be 2-3 this season.
  • Mayor of Flavortown would've been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • Mayor of Flavortown would be 3-1 if they played the same schedule as Fuck Christina Troy.
  • If Mayor of Flavortown had played every team in the league each week, they would be 37-18.
  • Besides Mayor of Flavortown, Fuck Christina Troy would have been defeated by four other teams this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Mayor of Flavortown would have lost to Fuck Christina Troy 134.32 - 90.98.
  • If they played the same schedule as Mayor of Flavortown, Fuck Christina Troy would be 4-0.
  • Fuck Christina Troy would be 40-15 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Hey, I'm sure Mayor of Flavortown appreciates the tough competition. In the loss, Fuck Christina Troy had the fourth-highest losing score in the league this season with 92.50 points.
  • Did Fuck Christina Troy pay admission to see the greatest show on turf? Mayor of Flavortown had a league-high for the week with 123.68 points, which is the seventh-highest score in the league this season.
  • With a combined 57.40 points from the RB position, Mayor of Flavortown got the highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this season.
  • The 31.18-point margin of victory was the biggest of the season for Mayor of Flavortown and 10th-largest in the league this season.
  • Fuck Christina Troy had their four-game win streak snapped in the loss.
  • Mayor of Flavortown beat Fuck Christina Troy at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for Fuck Christina Troy.
  • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Matt Forte scored 6.00 points against a projected 11.10 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • Greg Olsen scored 18.10 points, the fifth-highest TE score in the league this season, but it was not enough to tip the scales in favor of Fuck Christina Troy.
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