The D Cup (ID# 816921)

Draped in Velvet Drops the Hammer on DwyerDeportationDish, Makes It Three in a Row

Week 3

  • Draped in Velvet
  • 144.5 pts, 3-0
  • Weekly Grade
  • DwyerDeportationDish
  • 51.18 pts, 1-2
  • Weekly Grade

Draped in Velvet picked up their third win in a row when they dismantled DwyerDeportationDish 144.50 to 51.18, recording the second-highest point total this season. The streak is the result of some high scoring by Draped in Velvet, who owns the highest overall point total in the league this season and is averaging 126.00 points per matchup. Adding insult to injury, DwyerDeportationDish had a starter score zero points (Willie Snead). DwyerDeportationDish goes to 1-2 and falls to 10th place. It's not time to start talking about undefeated seasons yet, people, but Draped in Velvet has kept the streak alive after demolishing The God's Return (128.60 to 92.06) and Mayor of Flavortown (104.90 to 97.46).

Top Players

    • Marvin Jones Jr.
    • 32.50
    • Minnesota Vikings Defense
    • 28.00
    • Matthew Stafford
    • 27.50
    • Allen Robinson
    • 17.70

Smooth Moves by Draped in Velvet

  • If this were a dream sequence, you'd hear a deep voice announce, "Draped in Velvet, the Toyota Hall of Famer." But it's not.
  • The Minnesota Vikings Defense had 28.00 points, the second-highest DEF score of the week and the second-highest score among DEF in the league this season.
  • Put this performance on the season's highlight reel. Matthew Stafford led all QBs in scoring this week with 27.50 points, also the fourth-highest QB score for the season.
  • The 32.50 points scored by Marvin Jones Jr. ranked second in the league in scoring. It is the highest output of any player on Draped in Velvet this season.
  • With 17.70 points, Allen Robinson ranked eighth in the league in scoring among WRs this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • 144.50 seems a lot higher when you're on the losing side of it. And the Toyota Hall of Fame knows you know that.
  • Did not start Christine Michael, who led the team in scoring with 23.10 points and beat his projected point total by 83.0%, the highest percentage on the team.
  • Should have started Kevin White, who underachieved, but still had the most points of any WR on the team with 6.20 against a projected 7.21.
  • It was a poor performance for DwyerDeportationDish at WR, where they were outdone by Draped in Velvet 57.90 - 4.70.
  • DwyerDeportationDish had 7 starters fail to reach their projections.

What If

  • If Draped in Velvet played DwyerDeportationDish every week, they'd be 2-1 this season.
  • Draped in Velvet would have beaten nine other teams besides DwyerDeportationDish this week.
  • Draped in Velvet would be 2-0 if they played the same schedule as DwyerDeportationDish.
  • If Draped in Velvet had played every team in the league each week, they would be 29-4.
  • DwyerDeportationDish would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Draped in Velvet would have lost to DwyerDeportationDish 124.62 - 104.90.
  • If they played the same schedule as Draped in Velvet, DwyerDeportationDish would be 1-1.
  • DwyerDeportationDish would be 15-18 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Draped in Velvet had four starters who scored more points than the highest-scoring starter for DwyerDeportationDish.
  • DwyerDeportationDish scored the fewest points in the league this week and had the lowest score in the league this season.
  • The 93.32-point margin of victory by Draped in Velvet was the largest in the league this week.
  • Draped in Velvet has topped their projected point total in every week this season.
  • The 144.50 points scored by Draped in Velvet is their highest score of the season and the second-highest in the league this season.
  • The WRs from DwyerDeportationDish scored the fewest points of any team in the league this week, with only 4.70 points.
  • Draped in Velvet got the best total score from their WRs of any team this week with 57.90 points.
  • Frank Gore exceeded his projected point total by 40.5% in the loss, scoring 14.30 points against a projected 10.18.
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Fantasy MasterpiecesWeek 3

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