The D Cup (ID# 816921)

Fuck Christina Troy Beats Chube City, Claims Fifth Place

Week 12

  • Fuck Christina Troy
  • 90.34 pts, 7-5
  • Weekly Grade
  • Chube City
  • 74.76 pts, 6-6
  • Weekly Grade

Fuck Christina Troy should maybe buy Chube City a couple drinks or something, because they clearly have their number in fantasy football. Fuck Christina Troy remained unbeaten against Chube City by winning 90.34 to 74.76. This week, Devonta Freeman was the reason for the win, putting up 19.70 points. It was about the same output as the 20.10 points Larry Fitzgerald got the last time these teams played. To make matters worse, as Chube City had a starter score zero points (the Los Angeles Rams Defense). This is the biggest win for Fuck Christina Troy in two head-to-head matchups. They beat Chube City 99.82 to 86.68 in Week 1.

Top Players

    • Odell Beckham Jr.
    • 21.60
    • Devonta Freeman
    • 19.70
    • Eli Manning
    • 19.56
    • Pittsburgh Steelers Defense
    • 13.00

Smooth Moves by Fuck Christina Troy

  • If this were a dream sequence, you'd hear a deep voice announce, "Fuck Christina Troy, the Toyota Hall of Famer." But it's not.
  • Made a good move in sitting Darren Sproles this week. He brought in 5.40 points, the fewest of any RB on the team.
  • Devonta Freeman scored 19.70 points, which ranked seventh out of all the RBs in the league this week.
  • This is the bar, and this is the team jumping over it. Fuck Christina Troy had 5 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.
  • The Pittsburgh Steelers Defense exceeded scoring projections by 75.2%, with 13.00 points against a projected 7.42.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • It's okay to regret not taking a sick day to study the Toyota Hall of Fame's articles. But it's not okay to do it again.
  • Whoever gave you this advice, you might want to lose their number. Picked up and started Zach Ertz, who then scored below his 6.17-point projection with 3.60 points.
  • 7 of the 9 starters scored less than their projected points.
  • It's times like these when it's important to support your players when they're down. So move the mouse pointer away from the DROP button. Amari Cooper scored a season-low 2.20 points, 18.2% of his projected 12.06, which is his lowest percentage of the year.
  • Gotta hit rock button before you can start to rise. It was a season-low 8.40 points for DeMarco Murray this week. It was also a season-low for his performance versus projections, reaching only 53.8% of a projected point total of 15.60.

What If

  • Fuck Christina Troy would be 6-6 if they played Chube City every week.
  • Fuck Christina Troy would have beaten four other teams besides Chube City this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Fuck Christina Troy would have defeated Chube City 89.38 - 88.98.
  • If they played the same schedule as Chube City, Fuck Christina Troy would be 5-5.
  • Fuck Christina Troy would be 69-63 if they played every team every week.
  • Besides Fuck Christina Troy, Chube City would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Fuck Christina Troy, Chube City would be 4-6.
  • If they played every team every week, Chube City would be 75-57.

Game Notes

  • Chube City got their lowest combined scoring output from the RB position this season with only 12.60 points this week.
  • Chube City had their lowest output of the season with 74.76 points.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Greg Olsen needs to step it up! He scored 4.50 points against a projected 10.94 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • All of the points for Fuck Christina Troy this week came from players they drafted.
  • Fuck Christina Troy is now 3-5 when failing to reach their projection and Chube City falls to 1-5 when scoring below their projected total.
  • With a margin of victory of 15.58 points, Fuck Christina Troy had the third-highest margin in the league this week.
  • In the loss, Odell Beckham Jr. had the sixth-highest WR score in the league this week with 21.60 points.
  • Birds of a feather really do flock together. Fuck Christina Troy got 27.60 points from their WRs, the third-highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
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