The D Cup (ID# 816921)

Fuck Christina Troy Gets Dramatic Late Stunner over Mighty Lumberjacks

Week 11

  • Fuck Christina Troy
  • 89.38 pts, 6-5
  • Weekly Grade
  • Mighty Lumberjacks
  • 88.7 pts, 6-5
  • Weekly Grade

Fuck Christina Troy got 24.28 points from Russell Wilson and 22.00 from the Pittsburgh Steelers Defense to slip by Mighty Lumberjacks 89.38 to 88.70. Fuck Christina Troy came into the Monday night game facing a 25.12-point deficit, but scored 25.80, picking up an unlikely win as an 11.86-point underdog. These two teams are tied for seventh place with 6-5 records, but if you want to talk points, then Mighty Lumberjacks has a clear lead, 1,067.62 to 1,013.04. It could have gone either way, and the 0.68-point margin of victory was the smallest recorded in the league this season.

Top Players

    • Kirk Cousins
    • 27.40
    • Russell Wilson
    • 24.28
    • Pittsburgh Steelers Defense
    • 22.00
    • Lamar Miller
    • 17.30

Smooth Moves by Fuck Christina Troy

  • Even if you cried trying to win, you still won. And the Toyota Hall of Fame is proud of Fuck Christina Troy either way.
  • One of these days the pundits will give Russell Wilson his due props. With 24.28 points against a projected 18.35, he ranked eighth in the league in scoring and has now overachieved in three straight games.
  • The Pittsburgh Steelers Defense was the highest-scoring DEF in the league this week with 22.00 points.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Lamar Miller. He had the fifth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 17.30 points.
  • Did you use any black magic this week? Fuck Christina Troy was still able to pull out a win with only 3 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Somehow, all of your players had two bye weeks this week. The Toyota Hall of Fame calls that a bye bye week. Yes, it's a bad joke, but it's still better than your score.
  • Left Sterling Shepard on the bench, where he scored 11.00 points and surpassed his scoring projection by 51.7%, the highest percentage of any player on the team.
  • Tyreek Hill, who Mighty Lumberjacks picked up this week, scored below his 7.86-point projection with 6.10 points.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for the New England Patriots Defense during this cold streak. They scored below their projection in five straight games after scoring 6.00 points against a projected 10.12 this week.
  • At the DEF position, Mighty Lumberjacks got outscored 22.00 - 6.00 by Fuck Christina Troy.

What If

  • Fuck Christina Troy would be 6-5 if they played Mighty Lumberjacks every week.
  • Fuck Christina Troy would have beaten eight other teams besides Mighty Lumberjacks this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Mighty Lumberjacks, Fuck Christina Troy would be 5-5.
  • Fuck Christina Troy would be 64-57 if they played every team every week.
  • In addition to Fuck Christina Troy, Mighty Lumberjacks would have lost to just three other teams this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Fuck Christina Troy would have lost to Mighty Lumberjacks 102.98 - 81.02.
  • Mighty Lumberjacks would be 5-5 if they played the same schedule as Fuck Christina Troy.
  • Mighty Lumberjacks would be 59-62 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • In the loss, Mighty Lumberjacks had their highest losing score of the season with 88.70 points.
  • At 0.68 points, the margin of victory was the smallest in the league this season.
  • The WRs on Fuck Christina Troy collectively had their worst week of the season with only 12.40 points.
  • Mighty Lumberjacks saw their three-game win streak come to an end.
  • Although Fuck Christina Troy won, it was no thanks to Kelvin Benjamin, who scored 5.60 points and has now scored below his projection in eight straight weeks.
  • Mighty Lumberjacks falls to 1-2 in close games this season.
  • Fuck Christina Troy remains undefeated in close games this season, improving to 2-0.
  • Fuck Christina Troy is leveraging their draft well. This week they got 97.7% of their points from players they drafted.
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