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One Tough Mother Lights Up Doty Street Cobblers to Grab Third Place

Week 7

  • One Tough Mother
  • 142.48 pts, 4-3
  • Weekly Grade
  • Doty Street Cobblers
  • 94.32 pts, 4-3
  • Weekly Grade

One Tough Mother got the second-highest score this week and smashed Doty Street Cobblers 142.48 to 94.32. These two teams are tied for third place with 4-3 records, but if you want to talk points, then One Tough Mother has a clear lead, 921.52 to 829.02. This is the kind of victory the grandchildren will hear about. The 48.16-point margin of victory was the second-highest recorded in the league this season.

Top Players

    • A.J. Green
    • 30.90
    • DeMarco Murray
    • 21.70
    • Andy Dalton
    • 20.32
    • Jacquizz Rodgers
    • 17.30

Smooth Moves by One Tough Mother

  • If this were a dream sequence, you'd hear a deep voice announce, "One Tough Mother, the Toyota Hall of Famer." But it's not.
  • See what happens when you keep the laces out? Justin Tucker scored 14.00 points, the highest K score in the league this week.
  • A.J. Green brought in 30.90 points, which was good enough to rank second in the league in scoring this week and fifth-best of any player on One Tough Mother this season.
  • Took Zach Miller out of the starting lineup, who scored 6.00 points on the bench, fewer than the starting TE.
  • Benched RB C.J. Anderson, who scored fewer points than any RB in the starting lineup with 16.70.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Next week, be sure to ask One Tough Mother where official Toyota Hall of Fame articles are kept.
  • Did not start Matt Forte, who ranked fourth in the league in scoring and beat his scoring projection by 156.8%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league.
  • Jordy Nelson has now underachieved in three straight games after scoring a matchup-low 1.90 points against a projected 15.59.
  • All that glitters is not gold. Picked up Christine Michael, who scored 8.50 points against his projected 11.97.
  • It was a bad week at RB for Doty Street Cobblers, who was outscored at the position 39.00 - 14.30 by One Tough Mother.

What If

  • If One Tough Mother played Doty Street Cobblers every week, they'd be 4-3 this year.
  • One Tough Mother would have beaten five other teams besides Doty Street Cobblers this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Doty Street Cobblers, One Tough Mother would be 5-1.
  • One Tough Mother would be 29-20 if they played every team every week.
  • Doty Street Cobblers would have lost to three other teams besides One Tough Mother this week.
  • Timing really is everything. One Tough Mother would have lost to Doty Street Cobblers 121.40 - 118.96 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as One Tough Mother, Doty Street Cobblers would be 3-3.
  • Doty Street Cobblers would be 24-25 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • The margin of victory of 48.16 points was the largest in the league this week and second-biggest in the league this season.
  • Doty Street Cobblers got a combined 14.30 points from their RBs, their lowest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
  • The win by One Tough Mother snapped a three-game losing streak.
  • It was a season-low point total for Doty Street Cobblers.
  • One Tough Mother had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for Doty Street Cobblers.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, DeAndre Hopkins needs to step it up! He scored 8.60 points against a projected 14.05 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in five straight games.
  • They may need to check dentals records to identify this victim. Doty Street Cobblers had their worst loss of the season, losing by 48.16 points.
  • One Tough Mother ups their record in blowout matchups to 2-0.
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