Dirty O league III (ID# 799327)

Screamin' Eagles Stomps Out The Cum Back Kid

Week 3

  • Screamin' Eagles
  • 131.18 pts, 1-2
  • Weekly Grade
  • The Cum Back Kid
  • 80.64 pts, 2-1
  • Weekly Grade

Even though Screamin' Eagles (seventh place, 1-2, 365.78 points) was behind The Cum Back Kid in the standings entering the week, they aren't behind on the scoreboard this week, knocking The Cum Back Kid (2-1, 363.90 points) from first place after clobbering them 131.18 to 80.64. They were led by Kirk Cousins who got 23.34 points while Jordy Nelson scored 22.10. There is the good, the bad, the ugly, and then there is this. The 50.54-point margin of victory is the fourth-highest in the league this season. The Cum Back Kid, coming off a 142.54 to 123.86 win against Shit!!, saw their scoring fall off this week. To make matters worse, The Cum Back Kid had two starters score zero points (Willie Snead and Kelvin Benjamin).

Top Players

    • Kirk Cousins
    • 23.34
    • Jordy Nelson
    • 22.10
    • DeMarco Murray
    • 21.50
    • Todd Gurley
    • 20.00

Smooth Moves by Screamin' Eagles

  • Fantasy Football is a game where the high score wins. So keep doing what you have to do, the Toyota Hall of Fame will turn a blind eye.
  • Put WR Eric Decker on the bench, where he scored 3.10 points, fewer than any WR in the starting lineup.
  • Miss Cleo, is that you? The 16.40 points scored by Tavon Austin, who Screamin' Eagles picked up this week, beat his projected point total of 9.02 by 81.8%.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Jordy Nelson have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked fourth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 22.10 points.
  • Todd Gurley put the team on his back with 20.00 points, the 10th-highest score among RBs in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Don't worry, The Cum Back Kid, the Toyota Hall of Fame says losing isn't contagious. But it is embarrassing. And you should be embarrassed.
  • Left T.Y. Hilton on the bench, where he led the matchup in scoring with 23.40 points.
  • Should have started the San Diego Chargers Defense, which beat their scoring projection with 12.00 points against a projected 7.02.
  • It was a poor performance for The Cum Back Kid at WR, where they were outdone by Screamin' Eagles 42.40 - 1.60.
  • The Cum Back Kid was faced with 2 starters coming up empty in points.

What If

  • If Screamin' Eagles played The Cum Back Kid every week, they'd be 1-2 this year.
  • Screamin' Eagles would have beaten five other teams besides The Cum Back Kid this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as The Cum Back Kid, Screamin' Eagles would be 1-1.
  • If Screamin' Eagles had played every team in the league each week, they would be 13-14.
  • Besides Screamin' Eagles, The Cum Back Kid would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Screamin' Eagles would have lost to The Cum Back Kid 142.54 - 113.74.
  • If they played the same schedule as Screamin' Eagles, The Cum Back Kid would be 2-0.
  • If they played every team every week, The Cum Back Kid would be 16-11.

Game Notes

  • Despite being on the winning team, Jason Witten had a season-low 2.50 points against a projected 6.96 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
  • Despite being on the winning team, Connor Barth scored 5.00 points against a projected 7.62 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
  • With 131.18 points, Screamin' Eagles had their highest score so far this season.
  • Screamin' Eagles had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for The Cum Back Kid.
  • The WRs from The Cum Back Kid scored the fewest points of any team in the league this week, with only 1.60 points.
  • The Cum Back Kid ranked ninth in the league in scoring this week.
  • The margin of victory was the second-largest in the league this week.
  • Even in the loss, the 21.50 points scored by DeMarco Murray was the ninth-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
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