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Brockoli Cheese Clobbers Grand Pooh Bahs, Knocks Them Back into Ninth Place

Week 8

  • Brockoli Cheese
  • 99.68 pts, 5-3
  • Weekly Grade
  • Grand Pooh Bahs
  • 62.22 pts, 2-6
  • Weekly Grade

Brockoli Cheese got 19.80 points from Devonta Freeman and 19.30 from Dez Bryant, crushing Grand Pooh Bahs 99.68 to 62.22. The beatdown gave Grand Pooh Bahs two blowout losses on the year. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, Grand Pooh Bahs suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 111.62 to 86.54 loss against Diggs Out 4 Harambe. Brockoli Cheese showed some mercy in the win, starting a player with zero points (Randall Cobb). Brockoli Cheese (5-3, 882.36 points) falls to fifth place and Grand Pooh Bahs (2-6, 792.28 points) sinks into ninth place.

Top Players

    • Devonta Freeman
    • 19.80
    • Dez Bryant
    • 19.30
    • Tyrod Taylor
    • 18.12
    • Philip Rivers
    • 15.68

Smooth Moves by Brockoli Cheese

  • Fantasy Football is a game where the high score wins. So keep doing what you have to do, the Toyota Hall of Fame will turn a blind eye.
  • Benched RB Isaiah Crowell, who scored fewer points than any RB in the starting lineup with 13.30.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Devonta Freeman. He had the fifth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 19.80 points.
  • The 19.30 points scored by Dez Bryant was the second-highest score by a WR in the league this week.
  • Brockoli Cheese won even with Randall Cobb in the starting lineup, who didn't score any points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Some teams are destined to beat teams like Grand Pooh Bahs and move on to Toyota Hall of Fame greatness. Ironically, you are included in that destiny, because you played yourself.
  • Could have started Martellus Bennett, who underachieved, but still outscored the starting TE with 5.50 against a projected 5.88.
  • Mark Ingram scored the fewest points in the league this week with a season-low -1.50 points.
  • At the DEF position, Grand Pooh Bahs got outscored 10.00 - 2.00 by Brockoli Cheese.
  • It was not a good week for Grand Pooh Bahs at TE, where they were beaten 10.30 - 2.40.

What If

  • If Brockoli Cheese played Grand Pooh Bahs every week, they'd be 6-2 this year.
  • Besides Grand Pooh Bahs, Brockoli Cheese would have beaten only two other teams this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Brockoli Cheese would have defeated Grand Pooh Bahs 132.24 - 86.54 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Grand Pooh Bahs, Brockoli Cheese would be 4-3.
  • If Brockoli Cheese had played every team in the league each week, they would be 37-35.
  • Grand Pooh Bahs would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Brockoli Cheese, Grand Pooh Bahs would be 4-3.
  • Grand Pooh Bahs would be 27-45 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Grand Pooh Bahs scored the fewest points in the league this week and had the lowest score in the league this season.
  • The margin of victory of 37.46 points was the largest in the league this week and represents the widest of the season for Brockoli Cheese.
  • This was the second time this season that Grand Pooh Bahs lost by the week's biggest margin.
  • What good are running backs if they are running backwards instead of forwards? The 15.60 total points by the RBs on Grand Pooh Bahs was their smallest RB output this season.
  • Frank Gore scored 13.20 points against a projected 9.96 in the loss and has now beaten his projection in three straight games.
  • Two of the starters for Brockoli Cheese scored higher than the leading scorer for Grand Pooh Bahs.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, DeSean Jackson needs to step it up! He scored 6.30 points against a projected 10.27 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in five straight games.
  • With the big loss, Grand Pooh Bahs falls to 1-2 in blowout games this season.
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