PoopyButtHoles Puts the Kibosh on Jive Turkeys, Remains Unbeaten in Series

Week 13

  • PoopyButtHoles
  • 105.18 pts, 10-3
  • Weekly Grade
  • Jive Turkeys
  • 92.32 pts, 5-8
  • Weekly Grade

Like a Mike Tyson face tattoo, PoopyButtHoles's record against Jive Turkeys sticks out. They beat them 105.18 to 92.32 for a second win in as many head-to-head matchups. This week, Mark Ingram was the key difference, getting 18.20 points. That's still quite a drop-off from Todd Gurley II, who led all players with 27.50 points the last time these teams met. This is the closest win for PoopyButtHoles in two head-to-head matchups. They defeated Jive Turkeys 122.58 to 90.88 in Week 4.

Top Players

    • Rex Burkhead
    • 22.30
    • Mark Ingram
    • 18.20
    • Baltimore Ravens Defense
    • 16.00
    • Evan Engram
    • 15.90

Smooth Moves by PoopyButtHoles

  • Know what's better than winning your matchup vs. PoopyButtHoles? Getting into the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Mark Ingram. He had the eighth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 18.20 points.
  • The 15.90 points scored by Evan Engram was the second-highest point total among TEs in the league this week.
  • PoopyButtHoles won despite having only 5 of their 10 starters exceed their scoring projection.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Loss is a four-letter word to Toyota Hall of Famers. And win is a three-letter word. Hall of Famers are great at Fantasy Football AND counting.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Stefon Diggs during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in three straight games after scoring 3.70 points against a projected 10.22 this week.
  • Vernon Davis has now failed to reach his projection for four straight games. This week he scored 1.50 points versus a projected 7.50.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Jive Turkeys thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Ryan Succop. However, he scored 7.00 points against a projected 9.28 and has now underachieved in five straight games.
  • Jive Turkeys was dominated at the TE position, scoring 1.50 points versus the 15.90 for PoopyButtHoles.

What If

  • If PoopyButtHoles played Jive Turkeys every week, they'd be 9-3-1 this year.
  • Besides Jive Turkeys, PoopyButtHoles would have defeated five other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Jive Turkeys, PoopyButtHoles would be 7-4.
  • If PoopyButtHoles had played every team in the league each week, they would be 76-40-1.
  • Jive Turkeys would have lost to six other teams besides PoopyButtHoles this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, PoopyButtHoles would have lost to Jive Turkeys 84.38 - 57.66.
  • If they played the same schedule as PoopyButtHoles, Jive Turkeys would be 9-2.
  • Jive Turkeys would be 49-67-1 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • PoopyButtHoles has had three wins this year where their opponent beat their average score.
  • PoopyButtHoles scored 105.18 points against a projected 114.31 and underachieved for the seventh time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • In the loss, Jive Turkeys had their highest losing score of the season with 92.32 points.
  • PoopyButtHoles covered the 12.27-point spread, winning by 12.86 points.
  • Devin Funchess scored 12.00 points against a projected 9.27 in the loss and has now beaten his projection in four straight games.
  • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Brandon McManus scored 3.00 points against a projected 7.31 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • PoopyButtHoles is in first place in the league for the fifth week this season.
  • Jive Turkeys ranked eighth in the league in scoring this week.
Jive Turkeys
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