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Ham Salad Sandwich Gets Win Against Jeremy's Unreal Team, Streak Now at Three

Week 9

  • Ham Salad Sandwich
  • 83.52 pts, 6-3
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  • Jeremy's Unreal Team
  • 67.32 pts, 5-4
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Ham Salad Sandwich earned their third win in a row when they defeated Jeremy's Unreal Team 83.52 to 67.32. They got a lift from Trevor Siemian, who led the team with 16.32 points and Jordy Nelson who got 15.40. The streak is due in part to Ham Salad Sandwich having the highest scoring output in the league at 115.12 points per matchup. On top of the loss, Jeremy's Unreal Team got zero points from the Cincinnati Bengals Defense. Jeremy's Unreal Team goes to 5-4 and stays in fifth place. Ham Salad Sandwich is in third place having also recently run over Rico's Roughnecks (124.12 to 83.60) and Pixie's Pounder's (96.56 to 93.60).

Top Players

    • Drew Brees
    • 24.22
    • Frank Gore
    • 19.10
    • Trevor Siemian
    • 16.32
    • Jordy Nelson
    • 15.40

Smooth Moves by Ham Salad Sandwich

  • Ham Salad Sandwich scored massive brownie points with the Toyota Hall of Fame this week. Too bad brownie points don't count as real points. Not that you need help.
  • Added Trevor Siemian, who scored 16.32 points to lead the team.
  • Ham Salad Sandwich won despite having only 2 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.
  • Jordy Nelson scored 15.40 points, the seventh-highest WR score in the league this week.
  • Left 0 points on the bench.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Don't worry, Jeremy's Unreal Team, the Toyota Hall of Fame says losing isn't contagious. But it is embarrassing. And you should be embarrassed.
  • Lost the matchup even though Ham Salad Sandwich had their lowest-scoring week of the season.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Jeremy's Unreal Team thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Willie Snead. However, he scored 3.60 points against a projected 9.53 and has now underachieved in five straight games.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Brandon Marshall during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in four straight games after scoring 4.50 points against a projected 9.91 this week.
  • Jeremy's Unreal Team would have welcomed more points at WR, where Ham Salad Sandwich topped them 35.90 - 14.20.

What If

  • If Ham Salad Sandwich played Jeremy's Unreal Team every week, they'd be 9-0 this season.
  • Ham Salad Sandwich would have beaten only one other team besides Jeremy's Unreal Team this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Ham Salad Sandwich would have defeated Jeremy's Unreal Team 96.56 - 87.00 had they played each other last week.
  • Ham Salad Sandwich would be 6-2 if they played the same schedule as Jeremy's Unreal Team.
  • Ham Salad Sandwich would be 59-22 if they played every team every week.
  • Jeremy's Unreal Team would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Ham Salad Sandwich, Jeremy's Unreal Team would be 4-4.
  • Jeremy's Unreal Team would be 31-50 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Depth was a factor: Even though Jeremy's Unreal Team lost, they had two players score higher than the leading scorer for Ham Salad Sandwich.
  • Ham Salad Sandwich is on the longest active win streak in the league, winning three straight games.
  • Look here. We're gonna put any recollection of this week in a box, we're gonna lock it up, and we're gonna toss that thing in the ocean. Jeremy's Unreal Team was last in the league in scoring and had their lowest score of the season with 67.32 points.
  • Jeremy's Unreal Team underachieved for the sixth time this season, including the last four weeks in a row, scoring 67.32 points against a projected 84.42 this week.
  • Although Ham Salad Sandwich won, it was no thanks to Dennis Pitta, who scored 1.40 points and has now scored below his projection in six straight weeks.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Christine Michael needs to step it up! He scored 6.10 points against a projected 12.37 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Emmanuel Sanders scored 4.70 points against a projected 10.85 and has now underachieved in five straight games.
  • Kelvin Benjamin did little to help Ham Salad Sandwich, underperforming versus projections for the sixth straight game with 7.60 points against a projected 9.56.
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