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Ham Salad Sandwich Throat-Punches JD's Jammers, Knocks Them Back into Third Place

Week 5

  • Ham Salad Sandwich
  • 119.56 pts, 3-2
  • Weekly Grade
  • JD's Jammers
  • 61.56 pts, 4-1
  • Weekly Grade

Ham Salad Sandwich got the second-highest score by a player this week (31.00 points) from the Minnesota Vikings Defense and eviscerated JD's Jammers 119.56 to 61.56. This is the kind of victory the grandchildren will hear about. The 58.00-point margin of victory was the fourth-highest recorded in the league this season. For JD's Jammers, Aaron Rodgers and Matt Bryant played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 17.86 and 12.00 points, respectively. On top of the loss, JD's Jammers had two starters score zero points (Jeremy Maclin and the Kansas City Chiefs Defense). JD's Jammers (4-1, 430.84 points) drops to third place while Ham Salad Sandwich (3-2, 634.32 points) remains in fourth place.

Top Players

    • Minnesota Vikings Defense
    • 31.00
    • David Johnson
    • 30.50
    • Andy Dalton
    • 20.16
    • Aaron Rodgers
    • 17.86

Smooth Moves by Ham Salad Sandwich

  • Fantasy Football is a game where the high score wins. So keep doing what you have to do, the Toyota Hall of Fame will turn a blind eye.
  • Lean, mean, and haunting your dreams. The Minnesota Vikings Defense was a terror this week, accounting for 31.00 points. It was the highest DEF score of the week and the third-highest score among DEF in the league this season.
  • David Johnson ranked fourth in the league in scoring with 30.50 points, his highest output of the season.
  • Andy Dalton scored a season-high 20.16 points.
  • Did you use any black magic this week? Ham Salad Sandwich was still able to pull out a win with only 3 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Some teams are destined to beat teams like JD's Jammers and move on to Toyota Hall of Fame greatness. Ironically, you are included in that destiny, because you played yourself.
  • It was a bad week at RB for JD's Jammers, who was outscored at the position 36.70 - 6.60 by Ham Salad Sandwich.
  • JD's Jammers had 2 of their 9 starters score zero points.
  • After a season-low 2.40 points against a projected 15.15, Lamar Miller has now scored below his projection in every game this season.
  • The 6.50 points scored by Jordan Matthews was a season-low. He had a projected 11.00-point total, and has now underachieved in three straight games.

What If

  • Ham Salad Sandwich would be 5-0 if they played JD's Jammers every week.
  • Besides JD's Jammers, Ham Salad Sandwich would have defeated six other teams this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Ham Salad Sandwich would have defeated JD's Jammers 109.64 - 50.90.
  • If they played the same schedule as JD's Jammers, Ham Salad Sandwich would be 4-0.
  • If Ham Salad Sandwich had played every team in the league each week, they would be 40-5.
  • JD's Jammers would have lost to seven other teams besides Ham Salad Sandwich this week.
  • JD's Jammers would be 2-2 if they played the same schedule as Ham Salad Sandwich.
  • If they played every team every week, JD's Jammers would be 19-26.

Game Notes

  • Three of the starters for Ham Salad Sandwich scored higher than the leading scorer for JD's Jammers.
  • The 119.56 points by Ham Salad Sandwich was their lowest winning score of the season.
  • JD's Jammers could not extend their four-game win streak.
  • The RBs on JD's Jammers collectively had their worst week of the season with only 6.60 points.
  • Ham Salad Sandwich got a combined 21.80 points from their WRs, their lowest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
  • C.J. Anderson did little to help Ham Salad Sandwich, underperforming versus projections for the third straight game with 6.20 points against a projected 13.39.
  • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Kelvin Benjamin scored 7.00 points against a projected 9.67 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • With the win, Ham Salad Sandwich remains undefeated in blowout games this season with a record of 2-0.
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