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JD's Jammers Gets Late Shocker over Paul's Team, Remains Unbeaten in Series

Week 12

  • JD's Jammers
  • 85.32 pts, 8-4
  • Weekly Grade
  • Paul's Team
  • 79.54 pts, 4-8
  • Weekly Grade

Hey, do they give trophies for effort? Nope, well then Paul's Team won't be receiving a trophy for their performance against JD's Jammers this season, losing yet again, 85.32 to 79.54. The Kansas City Chiefs Defense was the difference, getting 30.50 points this week, less than their 40.00 points the last time these teams met. Paul's Team is still a tough matchup for JD's Jammers, who has a 4.48-point average margin of victory against them. It's a lot thinner than their 12.61-point average margin of victory on the season. With JD's Jammers delivering goose eggs from two of their starters, it could have been worse. JD's Jammers beat Paul's Team 111.20 to 108.02 in Week 3 and now averages 98.26 points against them.

Top Players

    • Kansas City Chiefs Defense
    • 30.50
    • Aaron Rodgers
    • 24.12
    • Los Angeles Rams Defense
    • 17.10
    • Delanie Walker
    • 11.00

Smooth Moves by JD's Jammers

  • Even if you cried trying to win, you still won. And the Toyota Hall of Fame is proud of JD's Jammers either way.
  • Lean, mean, and haunting your dreams. The Kansas City Chiefs Defense was a terror this week, accounting for 30.50 points. It was the highest DEF score of the week and the fifth-highest score among DEF in the league this season.
  • Aaron Rodgers put up 24.12 points, which was the 10th-highest score in the league this week.
  • Matt Bryant scored 9.00 points against a projected 6.17 and has now overachieved in five straight games.
  • Even with two starters scoring zero points, JD's Jammers was still able to win.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Don't worry, Paul's Team, the Toyota Hall of Fame says losing isn't contagious. But it is embarrassing. And you should be embarrassed.
  • Well, that's embarrassing. Left LeSean McCoy on the bench, where he ranked fifth in the league in scoring with 28.40 points.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Paul's Team thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Spencer Ware. However, he scored 9.60 points against a projected 15.36 and has now underachieved in four straight games.
  • Jarvis Landry has now failed to reach his projection for four straight games. This week he scored 5.40 points versus a projected 9.22.
  • JD's Jammers had a better day at the QB position, topping Paul's Team 24.12 - 9.04.

What If

  • JD's Jammers would be 6-6 if they played Paul's Team every week.
  • JD's Jammers would have beaten only two other teams besides Paul's Team this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Paul's Team, JD's Jammers would be 3-7.
  • JD's Jammers would be 42-66 if they played every team every week.
  • Paul's Team would have lost to seven other teams besides JD's Jammers this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, JD's Jammers would have lost to Paul's Team 98.58 - 84.64.
  • If they played the same schedule as JD's Jammers, Paul's Team would be 6-4.
  • Paul's Team would be 56-52 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • The manager of JD's Jammers was probably the person who destroyed the curve on every test in school. They scored 85.32 points against a projected 82.46 and beat their scoring projection for the eighth time this season, including the last five weeks in a row.
  • Paul's Team saw their three-game win streak come to an end.
  • In the loss, Donte Moncrief scored 10.50 points against a projected 8.18 and has now overachieved in four straight games.
  • Two of the starters for JD's Jammers scored higher than the leading scorer for Paul's Team.
  • Jordan Matthews did little to help JD's Jammers, underperforming versus projections for the fourth straight game with 4.70 points against a projected 11.86.
  • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, DeAndre Hopkins scored 7.00 points against a projected 9.64 and has now underachieved in six straight games.
  • JD's Jammers remains undefeated in upset games this season, improving to 4-0.
  • Paul's Team remains winless in upset games this season, falling to 0-3.
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