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Brees Right Bayou Humiliates The Burgundy Ballerz, Goes to 2-0 Against Them

Week 14

  • Brees Right Bayou
  • 119.9 pts, 5-9
  • Weekly Grade
  • The Burgundy Ballerz
  • 67.48 pts, 8-6
  • Weekly Grade

Brees Right Bayou probably starts to drool when they see The Burgundy Ballerz on the schedule, blowing them out once again, this time by the score of 119.90 to 67.48. This is the the second time they've blown them out this year. The Burgundy Ballerz must be as nervous as a cat in room full of rocking chairs when they see Brees Right Bayou on the schedule. They have lost by an average margin of 61.54 points this season when the two teams meet. This week, Carlos Hyde led the team, garnering 36.00 points. It was even higher than the 26.10 points Larry Fitzgerald got the last time these teams played. Brees Right Bayou beat The Burgundy Ballerz 144.18 to 73.52 in Week 5 and now averages 132.04 points against them. Finally, even with the loss, The Burgundy Ballerz earned a spot in the playoffs this week.

Top Players

    • Carlos Hyde
    • 36.00
    • Jeremy Hill
    • 25.20
    • Taylor Gabriel
    • 17.20
    • Kyle Rudolph
    • 16.00

Smooth Moves by Brees Right Bayou

  • Fantasy Football is a game where the high score wins. So keep doing what you have to do, the Toyota Hall of Fame will turn a blind eye.
  • With 36.00 points, Carlos Hyde ranked second in the league in scoring this week and had the fourth-highest score of any player on Brees Right Bayou this season.
  • Expect to see some trade offers for Jeremy Hill. He ranked sixth in the league in scoring with 25.20 points.
  • The 16.00 points scored by Kyle Rudolph was the fifth-highest point total among TEs in the league this week.
  • Brees Right Bayou saw the majority of their starters (5 of 9) beat their projected point total.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Funny, the Hall provides articles you could have studied. But instead you watched The Burgundy Ballerz cry trying.
  • Kept Tyreek Hill on the bench, where he scored the ninth-most points in the league and beat his projected point total by 132.7%, the third-highest percentage in the league.
  • Matt Forte has now underachieved in four straight games after scoring a matchup-low 0.80 points against a projected 17.87.
  • Whoever gave you this advice, you might want to lose their number. Picked up and started Ladarius Green, who then scored below his 9.17-point projection with 4.50 points.
  • The Burgundy Ballerz was dominated at the TE position, scoring 4.50 points versus the 16.00 for Brees Right Bayou.

What If

  • If Brees Right Bayou played The Burgundy Ballerz every week, they would be 7-7 this season.
  • Besides The Burgundy Ballerz, Brees Right Bayou would have defeated five other teams this week.
  • Brees Right Bayou would be 9-3 if they played the same schedule as The Burgundy Ballerz.
  • If Brees Right Bayou had played every team in the league each week, they would be 58-68.
  • The Burgundy Ballerz would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Brees Right Bayou would have lost to The Burgundy Ballerz 120.94 - 111.18 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Brees Right Bayou, The Burgundy Ballerz would be 5-7.
  • The Burgundy Ballerz would be 53-73 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • The Burgundy Ballerz scored the fewest points in the league this week and had the lowest score in the league this season.
  • Brees Right Bayou was able to cover the 9.82-point spread in the win.
  • Speed, strength, agility, vision, and intelligence. It was all on display this week when the RBs on Brees Right Bayou collectively had their best week of the season with 65.00 points.
  • The Burgundy Ballerz got their lowest combined scoring output from the RB position this season with only 8.10 points this week.
  • The Kansas City Chiefs Defense scored 11.00 points against a projected 8.15 in the loss and has now beaten their projection in three straight games.
  • Two of the starters for Brees Right Bayou scored higher than the leading scorer for The Burgundy Ballerz.
  • The Burgundy Ballerz is now 2-3 in blowout games, including losses in their last three such contests.
  • Brees Right Bayou inflicted some pain in the big win and is now 2-1 in blowouts this year.
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