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Fifty Shades of TDs Embarrasses Awesome Aint Easy!, Rises to Fourth Place

Week 14

  • Fifty Shades of TDs
  • 123.42 pts, 7-7
  • Weekly Grade
  • Awesome Aint Easy!
  • 68.38 pts, 7-7
  • Weekly Grade

Fifty Shades of TDs put up the second-highest point total this week and mercilessly danced on the burned-out remains of Awesome Aint Easy! 123.42 to 68.38. With the win, Fifty Shades of TDs clinches a playoff spot. These two teams are tied for fourth place with 7-7 records, but if you want to talk points, then Fifty Shades of TDs has a clear lead, 1,850.56 to 1,564.46. This win served Awesome Aint Easy! a cold dish of revenge after they won a Week 5 matchup, 111.16 to 107.56. Adding insult to injury, Awesome Aint Easy! had a starter score zero points (Dez Bryant).

Top Players

    • LeSean McCoy
    • 22.80
    • Carolina Panthers Defense
    • 18.00
    • David Johnson
    • 17.10
    • Graham Gano
    • 17.00

Smooth Moves by Fifty Shades of TDs

  • Even if you cried trying to win, you still won. And the Toyota Hall of Fame is proud of Fifty Shades of TDs either way.
  • Special teams just got a bit more special this week, thanks to Graham Gano. His 17.00 points was the highest total among kickers for the week and the third-highest K score in the league this season.
  • LeSean McCoy ranked ninth in the league in scoring with 22.80 points against a projected 15.34 and has now overachieved in three straight games.
  • The Carolina Panthers Defense was the highest-scoring DEF in the league this week with 18.00 points.
  • Placed TE Lance Kendricks on the bench, where he scored 2.30 points, fewer than any TE in the starting lineup.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Some teams are destined to beat teams like Awesome Aint Easy! and move on to Toyota Hall of Fame greatness. Ironically, you are included in that destiny, because you played yourself.
  • Did not start Isaiah Crowell, who led the team in scoring with 16.80 points.
  • Awesome Aint Easy! had 7 of their 9 starters score less than their projected points.
  • At the DEF position, Awesome Aint Easy! got outscored by Fifty Shades of TDs 18.00 - 7.00.
  • Drew Brees had two season-lows this week. He scored a season-low 6.48 points and recorded only 35.0% of his 18.49-point projection.

What If

  • Fifty Shades of TDs would be 9-5 if they played Awesome Aint Easy! every week.
  • Fifty Shades of TDs would have beaten seven other teams besides Awesome Aint Easy! this week.
  • Fifty Shades of TDs would be 8-4 if they played the same schedule as Awesome Aint Easy!.
  • If Fifty Shades of TDs had played every team in the league each week, they would be 79-47.
  • Awesome Aint Easy! would have lost to seven other teams besides Fifty Shades of TDs this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Fifty Shades of TDs would have lost to Awesome Aint Easy! 135.84 - 107.14.
  • Awesome Aint Easy! would be 3-9 if they played the same schedule as Fifty Shades of TDs.
  • Awesome Aint Easy! would be 51-75 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Fifty Shades of TDs had four starters who scored more points than the highest-scoring starter for Awesome Aint Easy!.
  • Fifty Shades of TDs put up their smallest winning point total of the year.
  • The manager of Fifty Shades of TDs was probably the person who destroyed the curve on every test in school. They scored 123.42 points against a projected 119.38 and beat their scoring projection for the ninth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • We don't condone cheating, but this group of wide receivers might want to spray Stickum on their gloves. The 13.80 total points by the WRs on Awesome Aint Easy! was their lowest WR output this season.
  • Awesome Aint Easy! had their lowest output of the season with 68.38 points.
  • Fifty Shades of TDs won in a blowout. They are now 2-2 in blowouts matchups this season.
  • It was the biggest loss of the season for Awesome Aint Easy!.
  • The drafted players on Fifty Shades of TDs put up 78.7% of the team's points this week.
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