Game of Throws Buries Lions Fucking Cox to Move into Seventh Place

Week 8

  • Game of Throws
  • 146.4 pts, 4-4
  • Weekly Grade
  • Lions Fucking Cox
  • 92 pts, 3-5
  • Weekly Grade

Deshaun Watson, whose 38.10 points were the second-highest point total by a player this week, carried Game of Throws past Lions Fucking Cox 146.40 to 92.00. This is the kind of victory the grandchildren will hear about. The 54.40-point margin of victory was the eighth-highest recorded in the league this season. For Lions Fucking Cox, Mark Ingram and Tom Brady played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 17.90 and 17.30 points, respectively. Adding insult to injury, Lions Fucking Cox had two starters score zero points (Willie Snead and Donte Moncrief). Game of Throws (4-4, 1,052.40 points) climbs into seventh place while Lions Fucking Cox (3-5, 978.40 points) stays in ninth place.

Top Players

    • Deshaun Watson
    • 38.10
    • Mark Ingram
    • 17.90
    • Tom Brady
    • 17.30
    • Rob Gronkowski
    • 16.70

Smooth Moves by Game of Throws

  • A win like that is a great first step, Game of Throws. A baby step toward the ultimate achievement: becoming a Toyota Hall of Famer.
  • The 38.10 points scored by Deshaun Watson was the second-highest QB score of the week and is the fifth-highest QB score in the league this season.
  • The 14.00 points scored by the Cincinnati Bengals Defense, which Game of Throws picked up this week, beat their projected point total of 8.90 by 57.3%.
  • With 16.60 points, Alvin Kamara ranked ninth in scoring among all RBs in the league this week.
  • With only 4 of their 10 starters beating their projected points, Game of Throws was still able to win.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • When life hands you lemons, say, “What the heck? I thought this was Fantasy Football, not a lemon stand. I want wins instead.” Wisdom from the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Left Golden Tate on the bench, where he scored 13.60 points and surpassed his scoring projection by 38.2%, the highest percentage of any player on the team.
  • Did not start Andy Dalton, who led the team in scoring with 21.10 points.
  • The 7.60 points scored by Brandin Cooks fell short of his 17.71-point projection, the fifth straight game where that has happened.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Lions Fucking Cox thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Tom Brady. However, he scored 17.30 points against a projected 22.75 and has now underachieved in five straight games.

What If

  • If Game of Throws played Lions Fucking Cox every week, they'd be 5-3 this year.
  • Game of Throws would have beaten eight other teams besides Lions Fucking Cox this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Game of Throws would have defeated Lions Fucking Cox 147.20 - 111.50.
  • If they played the same schedule as Lions Fucking Cox, Game of Throws would be 3-4.
  • Game of Throws would be 54-34 if they played every team every week.
  • Lions Fucking Cox would have lost to nine other teams besides Game of Throws this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Game of Throws, Lions Fucking Cox would be 2-5.
  • Lions Fucking Cox would be 38-50 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses Lions Fucking Cox has had, three were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
  • Game of Throws was able to win with little help from Kareem Hunt, who had a season-low 9.80 points and is on a five-week underperforming streak.
  • The margin of victory of 54.40 points was the biggest of the season for Game of Throws and eighth-largest in the league this season.
  • We don't condone cheating, but this group of wide receivers might want to spray Stickum on their gloves. The 11.30 total points by the WRs on Lions Fucking Cox was their lowest WR output this season.
  • Lions Fucking Cox had their lowest output of the season with 92.00 points.
  • It was the biggest loss of the season for Lions Fucking Cox.
  • With the big loss, Lions Fucking Cox falls to 1-1 in blowout games this season.
  • Game of Throws had the third-highest score in the league this week with 146.40 points.
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