Fook Y'all Muthas Beats Lions Fucking Cox to Grab Fourth Place

Week 11

  • Fook Y'all Muthas
  • 171.67 pts, 7-4
  • Weekly Grade
  • Lions Fucking Cox
  • 137.9 pts, 4-7
  • Weekly Grade

There's a lot of talk at the water cooler this morning about the performance of Fook Y'all Muthas this past weekend. Rightfully so, as they recorded the fifth-highest score of the season and beat Lions Fucking Cox 171.67 to 137.90. Fook Y'all Muthas might as well be named "Butter" because they're on a roll. Scoring 26.2% more than projected, they've beaten expectations three weeks running. Lions Fucking Cox had two players rank highly this week. Tom Brady scored 29.30 points while Brandin Cooks put up 26.90. Fook Y'all Muthas (7-4, 1,381.73 points) climbs into fourth place while Lions Fucking Cox (4-7, 1,346.50 points) stays in ninth place.

Top Players

    • Keenan Allen
    • 40.20
    • Tom Brady
    • 29.30
    • Brandin Cooks
    • 26.90
    • Baltimore Ravens Defense
    • 26.00

Smooth Moves by Fook Y'all Muthas

  • Know what's better than winning your matchup vs. Fook Y'all Muthas? Getting into the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • With 40.20 points, Keenan Allen had the second-highest WR score of the week and the third-highest WR score in the league this season.
  • Finders keepers, losers weepers. Picked up the Baltimore Ravens Defense, which beat their scoring projection by 248.1%, which was the highest percentage among the two teams.
  • With 25.60 points, LeSean McCoy exceeded his scoring projection by a season-high 66.7% to rank 10th in the league in scoring.
  • Did you use any black magic this week? Fook Y'all Muthas was still able to pull out a win with only 5 of their 10 starters exceeding their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • It's OK, Lions Fucking Cox. Losing happens. Not necessarily to Toyota Hall of Famers, but to other folks, sure.
  • Could have started Vernon Davis, who underachieved, but still outscored the starting TE with 9.70 against a projected 13.94.
  • The lowest score by a player for Lions Fucking Cox this week was 2.20 points from Willie Snead. The score was below his projected points of 6.89, which marks the third straight week where that has happened.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Rob Gronkowski during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in four straight games after scoring 6.60 points against a projected 18.64 this week.
  • At the DEF position, Lions Fucking Cox got outscored 26.00 - 4.00 by Fook Y'all Muthas.

What If

  • If Fook Y'all Muthas played Lions Fucking Cox every week, they'd be 7-4 this season.
  • Fook Y'all Muthas would've been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • Fook Y'all Muthas would be 6-4 if they played the same schedule as Lions Fucking Cox.
  • If Fook Y'all Muthas had played every team in the league each week, they would be 68-53.
  • Lions Fucking Cox would have lost to just one other team besides Fook Y'all Muthas this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Fook Y'all Muthas would have lost to Lions Fucking Cox 150.87 - 138.50.
  • Lions Fucking Cox would be 6-4 if they played the same schedule as Fook Y'all Muthas.
  • If they played every team every week, Lions Fucking Cox would be 58-63.

Game Notes

  • Four of the seven losses for Lions Fucking Cox this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
  • Although Lions Fucking Cox lost, they did put up the fifth-highest score for a losing team in the league this season.
  • Fook Y'all Muthas scored 171.67 points against a projected 136.08 and beat their scoring projection for the sixth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • Fook Y'all Muthas had the week's largest margin of victory (33.77 points) for the second time this season.
  • This was the first time this season that Lions Fucking Cox lost by the week's biggest margin.
  • Fook Y'all Muthas scored 171.67 points, the highest in the league this week and fifth-highest in the league this season.
  • Fook Y'all Muthas got a combined 70.90 points from their WRs, their highest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
  • Stephen Gostkowski scored 20.00 points, the third-highest K score in the league this season, but it was not enough to tip the scales in favor of Lions Fucking Cox.
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