The milkman Stomps Out FUCK OFF to Move into 11th Place

Week 5

  • The milkman
  • 80.06 pts, 1-4
  • Weekly Grade
  • FUCK OFF
  • 50.5 pts, 1-4
  • Weekly Grade

The milkman took advantage of 18.46 points from Jameis Winston and 15.70 from Antonio Brown, destroying FUCK OFF 80.06 to 50.50. FUCK OFF is starting to unravel after losing their fourth in a row. Following an 82.88 to 73.74 loss against Wilfork on 1st Date, FUCK OFF saw their scoring fall off this week. Both teams could have scored more points as The milkman had two starters turn in zero points and FUCK OFF also had two. The milkman (1-4, 353.22 points) inches up to 11th place and FUCK OFF (1-4, 352.78 points) sinks into the cellar.

Top Players

    • DeAndre Hopkins
    • 23.20
    • Jameis Winston
    • 18.46
    • Antonio Brown
    • 15.70
    • Tyreek Hill
    • 12.80

Smooth Moves by The milkman

  • You defeated FUCK OFF and showed your league you mean business. Show that to the rest of the world—by being in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Picked up Hunter Henry, who beat his scoring projection by 60.1%, which led the team.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Antonio Brown posterizing opponents. He had the seventh-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 15.70 points.
  • Even with two starters scoring zero points, The milkman was still able to win.
  • Jameis Winston led the team in scoring for the second time this season with 18.46 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • In Fantasy Football, you win some, you lose some. Not for Toyota Hall of Famers. They mostly just win. But still.
  • Could've started Eli Manning, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting QB with 14.00 against a projected 17.11.
  • The lowest score by a player for FUCK OFF this week was 0.80 points from Amari Cooper. The score was below his projected points of 8.94, which marks the fourth straight week where that has happened.
  • The 8.90 points scored by LeSean McCoy fell short of his 12.53-point projection, the fourth straight game where that has happened.
  • Jason Witten has now failed to reach his projection for three straight games. This week he scored 4.10 points versus a projected 7.31.

What If

  • If The milkman played FUCK OFF every week, they'd be 2-3 this year.
  • Besides FUCK OFF, The milkman would have defeated four other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as FUCK OFF, The milkman would be 1-3.
  • The milkman would be 14-41 if they played every team every week.
  • FUCK OFF would have lost to nine other teams besides The milkman this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, The milkman would have lost to FUCK OFF 73.74 - 66.38.
  • If they played the same schedule as The milkman, FUCK OFF would be 0-4.
  • FUCK OFF would be 17-38 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses FUCK OFF has had, three were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
  • FUCK OFF scored 50.50 points against a projected 58.76 and has underachieved for four straight weeks.
  • FUCK OFF has lost four straight games, the longest current losing streak in the league.
  • With 50.50 points, FUCK OFF had their lowest output of the season.
  • FUCK OFF had 51.9% of their total score come from the WR position (26.20 points).
  • The milkman snapped their four-game losing streak with the win.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Jonathan Stewart needs to step it up! He scored 4.40 points against a projected 7.48 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in four straight games.
  • In games that are blowouts, FUCK OFF is now 1-3, including losses in their last three such matchups.
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