Wilfork on 1st Date Beats Girl Power

Week 2

  • Wilfork on 1st Date
  • 89.52 pts, 2-0
  • Weekly Grade
  • Girl Power
  • 64.08 pts, 0-2
  • Weekly Grade

Carson Wentz and Martavis Bryant are going to have sore backs tomorrow after carrying Wilfork on 1st Date to a victory over Girl Power 89.52 to 64.08. They scored 25.82 and 15.80 points, respectively. While each team fell short of expectations, Wilfork on 1st Date scored 91.2% of a projected 98.18 points to get the win. For Girl Power, Matt Ryan and the Denver Broncos Defense played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 14.88 and 13.00 points, respectively. To make matters worse, Girl Power had a starter score zero points (Jordy Nelson). Girl Power (0-2, 131.22 points) goes to last place while Wilfork on 1st Date (2-0, 180.00 points) remains in fourth place.

Top Players

    • Carson Wentz
    • 25.82
    • Martavis Bryant
    • 15.80
    • Matt Ryan
    • 14.88
    • Denver Broncos Defense
    • 13.00

Smooth Moves by Wilfork on 1st Date

  • Winning is like a dream come true. A very modest dream, but a dream nonetheless. A much better dream would be getting into the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • With 25.82 points, Carson Wentz had the fourth-highest score in the league this week.
  • With 15.80 points, Martavis Bryant ranked fifth in the league in scoring among WRs this week.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Mike Gillislee. He had the 10th-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 12.90 points.
  • Those were the projections? We thought that was the starting point. 5 of the 9 starters on Wilfork on 1st Date exceeded their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Life, like Fantasy Football, is full of wins and losses. The Toyota Hall of Fame, however, is pretty much only full of wins.
  • 5 of the 9 starters scored less than their projected points.
  • Left Jordy Nelson in the starting lineup and he scored 0 points.
  • Adam Thielen could not reach his projected point total, scoring only 29.9% of his 8.04-point projection with 2.40 points.
  • Michael Thomas scored only 75.7% of his 11.76-point projection, with 8.90 points.

What If

  • If Wilfork on 1st Date played Girl Power every week, they'd be 2-0 this season.
  • Wilfork on 1st Date would have beaten five other teams besides Girl Power this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Wilfork on 1st Date would have defeated Girl Power 90.48 - 67.14 had they played each other last week.
  • Wilfork on 1st Date would be 14-8 if they played every team every week.
  • Besides Wilfork on 1st Date, Girl Power would have been defeated by nine other teams this week.
  • Girl Power would be 5-17 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Two of the starters for Wilfork on 1st Date scored higher than the leading scorer for Girl Power.
  • With a margin of victory of 25.44 points, Wilfork on 1st Date had the third-highest margin in the league this week.
  • The 64.08 points put up by Girl Power ranked 11th in the league this week.
  • The Denver Broncos Defense tried to help Girl Power in the loss, beating their scoring projection by 76.8% and scoring 13.00 points versus a 7.35-point projection.
  • No, it's okay, you don't have to get up and help us out. Despite being on the winning team, Ezekiel Elliott scored only 2.20 points against his projected 16.11.
  • Both teams failed to score as many points as projected for the week.
Wilfork on 1st Date
Girl Power
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