BitchMyNameIsSamXi Devastates Squatchmaster7, Makes Early-Season Statement

Week 2

  • BitchMyNameIsSamXi
  • 106.74 pts, 1-1
  • Weekly Grade
  • Squatchmaster7
  • 50.8 pts, 0-2
  • Weekly Grade

BitchMyNameIsSamXi left it all on the field in this one and put up the second-highest point total this week, leveling Squatchmaster7 106.74 to 50.80. This might be a part of league history, with the 55.94-point margin of victory being the second-highest recorded in the league this season. Squatchmaster7, coming off a 102.92 to 81.16 loss against Smilelikeadonut, saw their scoring drop off this week. The buck stops with Squatchmaster7 following this setback, as they had two starters score zero points (Danny Woodhead and Sebastian Janikowski). BitchMyNameIsSamXi (1-1, 167.52 points) shifts into seventh place while Squatchmaster7 (0-2, 131.96 points) winds up in 11th place.

Top Players

    • Rob Gronkowski
    • 17.60
    • Philip Rivers
    • 17.24
    • Baltimore Ravens Defense
    • 17.00
    • Travis Kelce
    • 16.30

Smooth Moves by BitchMyNameIsSamXi

  • BitchMyNameIsSamXi, winning proved that Squatchmaster7 is no matchup for you. But the Toyota Hall of Fame would prove that no Fantasy players are your equal.
  • Rob Gronkowski had the most points of any TE in the league this week with 17.60.
  • Miss Cleo, is that you? The 17.00 points scored by the Baltimore Ravens Defense, which BitchMyNameIsSamXi picked up this week, beat their projected point total of 10.10 by 68.4%.
  • With 15.00 points, Ryan Succop, who BitchMyNameIsSamXi picked up this week, beat his 7.97-point projection by 88.1%.
  • Travis Kelce had the second-highest TE score in the league this week with 16.30 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Dear, Squatchmaster7: Sorry to hear you lost. Toyota Hall of Famers don't really know how that feels, but surely it can't feel great. Next week, just win.
  • Had a chance to start Rex Burkhead, who outdid his scoring projection of 5.90 points by scoring 10.40 points.
  • Could have started Jameis Winston, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting QB with 12.46 against a projected 21.32.
  • Squatchmaster7 had 2 of their 9 starters score zero points.
  • BitchMyNameIsSamXi saw their RBs beat those on Squatchmaster7 12.60 - 3.70.

What If

  • BitchMyNameIsSamXi would be 1-1 if they played Squatchmaster7 every week.
  • BitchMyNameIsSamXi would have beaten nine other teams besides Squatchmaster7 this week.
  • If BitchMyNameIsSamXi had played every team in the league each week, they would be 12-10.
  • Squatchmaster7 would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • Timing really is everything. BitchMyNameIsSamXi would have lost to Squatchmaster7 81.16 - 60.78 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played every team every week, Squatchmaster7 would be 5-17.

Game Notes

  • Five of the starters for BitchMyNameIsSamXi scored higher than the leading scorer for Squatchmaster7.
  • BitchMyNameIsSamXi won by the largest margin of victory in the league at 55.94 points.
  • Remember when they needed to remind Forrest Gump to STOP? Well, they may need to remind this group of runnings backs to GO. With 3.70 points, Squatchmaster7 got the lowest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
  • BitchMyNameIsSamXi got 33.90 points from their TEs, the highest combined scoring output from the TE position for any team this week.
  • The 106.74 points scored by BitchMyNameIsSamXi ranked second in the league this week.
  • Although Squatchmaster7 lost, the Atlanta Falcons Defense played well, bringing in 94.8% more points than was projected (13.00 points against a projected 6.67).
  • Although BitchMyNameIsSamXi won, they got little help from Golden Tate, who only put up 2.50 points of a projected 9.06.
  • BitchMyNameIsSamXi beat their projected points, while Squatchmaster7 fell below their projection.
  • Points by NFL Position
  • Top Players by Points
  • Game Flow
  • Projected vs Actual Point

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