FUCK OFF Rips Apart Girl Power, Starts Season Strong

Week 1

  • 99.34 pts, 1-0
  • Weekly Grade
  • Girl Power
  • 67.14 pts, 0-1
  • Weekly Grade

FUCK OFF picked up 18.84 points from Marcus Mariota and 15.90 from LeSean McCoy to annihilate Girl Power 99.34 to 67.14. FUCK OFF met their projections and put up 8.6% more than their projected 91.46 points, while Girl Power failed to live up to expectations and got just 70.1% of a projected 95.80. Matt Ryan led Girl Power with 17.94 points while Jordy Nelson brought in 13.90. FUCK OFF starts the season with a 1-0 record, good enough for third place. Girl Power opens at 0-1 and in eighth place.

Top Players

    • Marcus Mariota
    • 18.84
    • Matt Ryan
    • 17.94
    • LeSean McCoy
    • 15.90
    • Jordy Nelson
    • 13.90

Smooth Moves by FUCK OFF

  • A win like that is a great first step, FUCK OFF. A baby step toward the ultimate achievement: becoming a Toyota Hall of Famer.
  • The 18.84 points scored by Marcus Mariota was the fourth-highest score of any QB in the league this week.
  • The 15.90 points scored by LeSean McCoy was the fourth-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Amari Cooper have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked sixth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 12.20 points.
  • Do you put a LB or DB on him? You might have to put both on him if this continues. Jason Witten scored 11.90 points to rank second among TEs in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • After any loss, it's good to reflect on the choices you've made. One you'll never regret is being a Toyota Hall of Famer.
  • Did not start the Jacksonville Jaguars Defense, which ranked third in the league in scoring and beat their scoring projection by 346.9%, the second-highest percentage in the league.
  • Had a chance to start Adam Thielen, who outdid his scoring projection of 8.28 points by scoring 15.70 points.
  • 8 of the starters on Girl Power underperformed versus their projections.
  • Girl Power was dominated at the TE position, scoring 4.10 points versus the 11.90 for FUCK OFF.

What If

  • FUCK OFF would have beaten eight other teams besides Girl Power this week.
  • If FUCK OFF had scored 7.99 more points, they would have beaten all teams in the league this week.
  • Girl Power would have lost to six other teams besides FUCK OFF this week.
  • If Girl Power had scored 18.87 fewer points, they would have lost to all teams in the league this week.

Game Notes

  • FUCK OFF had the third-highest score in the league this week with 99.34 points.
  • The margin of victory was the second-widest in the league this week.
  • Girl Power could not close out the win even with the help of Jordy Nelson, who scored 13.90 points, the fifth-highest score among all WRs in the league for the week.
  • The 23.70 points scored by the WR on FUCK OFF was the third-biggest combined score by a team's WRs this week.
  • Although FUCK OFF won, they got little help from Adrian Peterson, who only put up 1.80 points of a projected 7.14.
  • Girl Power failed to reach their projected total, while FUCK OFF exceeded their scoring projection.
Girl Power
  • Points by NFL Position
  • Top Players by Points
  • Game Flow
  • Projected vs Actual Point

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