Bitch's n Whores Picks Up Win Against Sexy Bitch, Streak Now at Seven

Week 7

  • Bitch's n Whores
  • 133.6 pts, 7-0
  • Weekly Grade
  • Sexy Bitch
  • 112.35 pts, 4-3
  • Weekly Grade

Like some kind of dynamic duo, Drew Brees and Le'Veon Bell carried Bitch's n Whores, leading the way to a 133.60 to 112.35 victory over Sexy Bitch. They put up 57.55 and 21.20 points, respectively. Bitch's n Whores has proven they are for real and remains undefeated. Sexy Bitch was led by the tag team of Tom Brady, with 45.95 points, and Jordan Reed, who scored 18.40. Bitch's n Whores (7-0, 1,121.35 points) remains in first place and Sexy Bitch (4-3, 880.80 points) stays in fourth place.

Top Players

    • Drew Brees
    • 57.55
    • Tom Brady
    • 45.95
    • Le'Veon Bell
    • 21.20
    • Jordan Reed
    • 18.40

Smooth Moves by Bitch's n Whores

  • That's one small victory for Bitch's n Whores. And one small step toward legendary status—in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • With 57.55 points, Drew Brees ranked eighth in the league in scoring this week and had the third-highest score of any player on Bitch's n Whores this season.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Le'Veon Bell. He had the fifth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 21.20 points.
  • With 11.70 points, Kareem Hunt ranked ninth in scoring among all RBs in the league this week.
  • Harrison Butker exceeded scoring projections by 54.4%, with 14.00 points against a projected 9.07.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Sexy Bitch, you can't win 'em all. But you can't lose 'em all if you wanna be in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Did not start O.J. Howard, who scored 21.80 points and beat his projected point total by 644.0%, which was the highest percentage in the league.
  • This is one of those mistakes that you continuously think about for ten years. Did not start Tyrod Taylor, who scored 46.70 points to rank ninth in the league in scoring.
  • Left Chris Boswell on the bench, where he scored 19.00 points to beat his scoring projection by 133.1%, the 10th-highest percentage in the league.
  • 8 of the 10 starters scored less than their projected points.

What If

  • Bitch's n Whores would be 6-1 if they played Sexy Bitch every week.
  • Bitch's n Whores would have beaten six other teams besides Sexy Bitch this week.
  • Bitch's n Whores would be 6-0 if they played the same schedule as Sexy Bitch.
  • If Bitch's n Whores had played every team in the league each week, they would be 56-7.
  • Sexy Bitch would have lost to three other teams besides Bitch's n Whores this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Bitch's n Whores would have lost to Sexy Bitch 147.25 - 147.20.
  • If they played the same schedule as Bitch's n Whores, Sexy Bitch would be 4-2.
  • Sexy Bitch would be 38-25 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Bitch's n Whores was able to win with little help from Jordy Nelson, who had a season-low 1.30 points and is on a three-week underperforming streak.
  • We don't condone cheating, but this group of wide receivers might want to spray Stickum on their gloves. The 13.60 total points by the WRs on Bitch's n Whores was their lowest WR output this season.
  • The loss snapped a four-game win streak by Sexy Bitch.
  • The margin of victory of 21.25 points was the smallest in the league this week.
  • Although Bitch's n Whores won, it was no thanks to Kareem Hunt, who scored 11.70 points and has now scored below his projection in four straight weeks.
  • Bitch's n Whores took the W, even though Sexy Bitch performed better against their scoring projection. Sexy Bitch scored 84.4% of their 133.11 projected points, while Bitch's n Whores recorded 81.1% of their 164.74-point projection.
  • The drafted players on Bitch's n Whores put up 72.9% of the team's points this week.
  • In the loss, Jordan Reed scored 18.40 points, the fifth-highest TE score in the league this season.
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