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Ben Bottom Beats Harambe's Day Care, Fans Flames of Failure

Week 7

  • Ben Bottom
  • 142.22 pts, 2-5
  • Weekly Grade
  • Harambe's Day Care
  • 106.18 pts, 2-5
  • Weekly Grade

Do not touch Ben Bottom right now, they're just too hot. They notched the second-highest point total this week to beat Harambe's Day Care 142.22 to 106.18. Harambe's Day Care has had some misfortune and is on a three-game losing streak. Harambe's Day Care was led by the tag team of Brandin Cooks, with 18.80 points, and Marcus Mariota, who scored 16.68. Ben Bottom (2-5, 810.78 points) remains mired in last place while Harambe's Day Care (2-5, 856.08 points) stays down in ninth place.

Top Players

    • LeGarrette Blount
    • 26.40
    • Michael Crabtree
    • 23.60
    • Andy Dalton
    • 20.32
    • Brandin Cooks
    • 18.80

Smooth Moves by Ben Bottom

  • A higher score than your opponent is a guaranteed way to win each week. Thank the Toyota Hall of Fame for that valuable insight.
  • Is this your audition for head talent scout of a pro team? Picked up Devontae Booker, who beat his scoring projection by 128.5%, the eighth-highest percentage in the league.
  • Not the best, but in the conversation. LeGarrette Blount ranked ninth in the league in scoring this week with 26.40 points. It was also the fifth-highest score of any player on Ben Bottom this season.
  • Benched the Pittsburgh Steelers Defense, which had the lowest DEF score on the team with 4.00 points.
  • The 23.60 points scored by Michael Crabtree was the sixth-highest score by a WR in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Next week, be sure to ask Ben Bottom where official Toyota Hall of Fame articles are kept.
  • Did not start Jameis Winston, who led the team in scoring with 21.66 points.
  • Jordan Howard was last in the matchup in scoring with 2.20 points against a projected 13.27 and underachieved for the second time this season.
  • Harambe's Day Care had 8 of their 10 starters score less than their projected points.
  • The 8.60 points scored by DeAndre Hopkins fell short of his 14.05-point projection, the fifth straight game where that has happened.

What If

  • Ben Bottom would be 3-4 if they played Harambe's Day Care every week.
  • Ben Bottom would have beaten seven other teams besides Harambe's Day Care this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Ben Bottom would have defeated Harambe's Day Care 120.46 - 101.06 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Harambe's Day Care, Ben Bottom would be 1-5.
  • If Ben Bottom had played every team in the league each week, they would be 25-38.
  • Besides Ben Bottom, Harambe's Day Care would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.
  • Harambe's Day Care would be 3-3 if they played the same schedule as Ben Bottom.
  • If they played every team every week, Harambe's Day Care would be 25-38.

Game Notes

  • Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses Harambe's Day Care has had, four were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
  • Three of the starters for Ben Bottom scored higher than the leading scorer for Harambe's Day Care.
  • When the going gets tough, the tough are supposed to get going. However, Harambe's Day Care stalled out again and extended their losing streak to three games.
  • With the win, Ben Bottom snapped their three-game losing streak.
  • The 42.10 points by the RBs on Ben Bottom was the season-high for combined points from the position.
  • Harambe's Day Care got a combined 21.00 points from their RBs, their lowest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
  • The draft continues to pay off for Ben Bottom, which got 80.6% of their points from players they drafted.
  • The 36.04-point margin of victory by Ben Bottom was the second-biggest win in the league this week.
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