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Blitzburgh Picks Up Victory over Harambe's Day Care

Week 2

  • Blitzburgh
  • 133.92 pts, 1-1
  • Weekly Grade
  • Harambe's Day Care
  • 124.56 pts, 1-1
  • Weekly Grade

Like some kind of dynamic duo, Kelvin Benjamin and Aaron Rodgers carried Blitzburgh, leading the way to a 133.92 to 124.56 victory over Harambe's Day Care. They got 29.80 and 18.42 points, respectively. Harambe's Day Care failed to live up to expectations and scored only 95.5% of a projected 130.37, while Blitzburgh scored 7.7% more points than projected (124.40). DeAndre Hopkins led Harambe's Day Care with 24.30 points while Ben Roethlisberger brought in 21.76. Blitzburgh (1-1, 254.08 points) shifts into eighth place while Harambe's Day Care (1-1, 282.56 points) winds up in third place.

Top Players

    • Kelvin Benjamin
    • 29.80
    • DeAndre Hopkins
    • 24.30
    • Ben Roethlisberger
    • 21.76
    • Aaron Rodgers
    • 18.42

Smooth Moves by Blitzburgh

  • Reading this matchup recap is indicative of potential Toyota Hall of Famers. You're making Blitzburgh look really good right now.
  • With 29.80 points, Kelvin Benjamin ranked fourth in the league in scoring.
  • Put WR Golden Tate on the bench, where he scored 3.30 points, fewer than any WR in the starting lineup.
  • The 18.30 points scored by Jordy Nelson outpaced his 15.03-point scoring projection by 21.8%.
  • With only 4 of their 10 starters beating their projected points, Blitzburgh was still able to win.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

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  • At the DEF position, Harambe's Day Care got outscored by Blitzburgh 14.00 - 7.00.
  • 7 of the 10 starters scored less than their projected points.
  • Emmanuel Sanders fell short of his scoring projection with 6.90 points, just 52.0% of his projected 13.28.
  • Don't count your chickens before they hatch. All three of the starting RBs scored below their projected points.

What If

  • If Blitzburgh played Harambe's Day Care every week, they would be 1-1 this season.
  • Besides Harambe's Day Care, Blitzburgh would have defeated five other teams this week.
  • If Blitzburgh had played every team in the league each week, they would be 7-11.
  • Harambe's Day Care would have lost to three other teams besides Blitzburgh this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Blitzburgh would have lost to Harambe's Day Care 158.00 - 120.16 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played every team every week, Harambe's Day Care would be 13-5.

Game Notes

  • With 69.80 points, Blitzburgh got the highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
  • DeAndre Hopkins was on the losing team, but still had the sixth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 24.30 points.
  • Ben Roethlisberger tried to help Harambe's Day Care in the loss, beating his scoring projection by 24.1% and scoring 21.76 points versus a 17.54-point projection.
  • No it's okay, you don't have to get up and help us out. Despite being on the winning team, Tajae Sharpe scored only 7.30 points against his projected 13.74.
  • Blitzburgh left the 24.70 points scored by Giovani Bernard on the bench and still won.
  • Harambe's Day Care failed to reach their projected total, while Blitzburgh exceeded their scoring projection.
Harambe's Day Care
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