The ¡¡¡ Yackers Slaps Phatballllerz, Takes Revenge

Week 9

  • The ¡¡¡ Yackers
  • 28 pts, 3-6
  • Weekly Grade
  • Phatballllerz
  • 17 pts, 4-5
  • Weekly Grade

The ¡¡¡ Yackers got 12 points from Alex Smith and 8 from Adam Vinatieri to wallop Phatballllerz 28 to 17. This beating was revenge for a Week 2 28 to 17 shellacking by Phatballllerz. Phatballllerz was led by the tag team of Drew Brees, with 12 points, and the Philadephia Eagles Defense, who scored 3. Both teams left points off the scoreboard in this one, as The ¡¡¡ Yackers started one player with zero points and Phatballllerz also served up two. Phatballllerz (4-5, 216 points) drops to fifth place and The ¡¡¡ Yackers (3-6, 249 points) remains mired in last place.

Top Players

    • Drew Brees
    • 12
    • Alex Smith
    • 12
    • Adam Vinatieri
    • 8
    • DeAndre Hopkins
    • 6

Smooth Moves by The ¡¡¡ Yackers

  • The ¡¡¡ Yackers is a winning name, which might be why you just won. Next step is figuring out if The ¡¡¡ Yackers is a Toyota Hall of Fame name.
  • With 12 points, Alex Smith ranked sixth in the league in scoring.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just DeAndre Hopkins posterizing opponents. He had the third-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 6 points.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Kareem Hunt. He had the seventh-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 0 points.
  • Those were the projections? We thought that was the starting point. 3 of the 5 starters on The ¡¡¡ Yackers exceeded their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Phatballllerz, you can't win 'em all. But you can't lose 'em all if you wanna be in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Every one of their five starters scored less than their projected points.
  • Missed an opportunity by leaving Greg Zuerlein on the bench. He scored 15 points, the fifth-highest score in the league this week.
  • Left Jay Ajayi on the bench, where he scored 6 points and beat his projected point total by 319.6%, the fourth-highest percentage in the league this week.
  • Phatballllerz had 2 of their 5 starters score zero points.

What If

  • If The ¡¡¡ Yackers played Phatballllerz every week, they'd be 5-4 this year.
  • The ¡¡¡ Yackers would have beaten only two other teams besides Phatballllerz this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, The ¡¡¡ Yackers would have defeated Phatballllerz 45 - 22.
  • The ¡¡¡ Yackers would be 3-4 if they played the same schedule as Phatballllerz.
  • If The ¡¡¡ Yackers had played every team in the league each week, they would be 26-37.
  • Phatballllerz would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as The ¡¡¡ Yackers, Phatballllerz would be 3-3-1.
  • If they played every team every week, Phatballllerz would be 20-42-1.

Game Notes

  • Phatballllerz scored 17 points against a projected 29.84 and underachieved for the eighth time this season, including the last four weeks in a row.
  • With 17 points, Phatballllerz was last in the league in scoring and had their lowest score of the season.
  • The ¡¡¡ Yackers put up their smallest winning point total of the year.
  • The ¡¡¡ Yackers won by 11 points, covering the 0.42-point spread.
  • The ¡¡¡ Yackers inflicted some pain in the big win and is now 2-2 in blowouts this year.
  • In games that are blowouts, Phatballllerz is now 2-2, including losses in their last two such matchups.
  • This is the fourth week this season that The ¡¡¡ Yackers is in last place in the league.
  • Jimmy Graham scored 0 points, the eighth-highest TE score in the league this season, but it was not enough to tip the scales in favor of Phatballllerz.
The ¡¡¡ Yackers
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