That pregame pep talk must have worked. Hey Darnold! scored more in this matchup (127.18) than their season average (112.69).
As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" Hey Darnold! (8-3) have a better record than _______ (5-6).
Hey Darnold! don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than _______ (4 vs 2).
Hey Darnold! laugh in the face of danger. They've got more upset wins this season (2) than _______ (0).
Hey Darnold! don't falter at the last minute, with fewer close losses than _______ (0 vs 1).
By position, Hey Darnold! have outscored _______ at QB, TE, and DEF this season.
Hey Darnold! has a higher average scoring margin (2) than _______ this season (-5).
Time to rest the starters for Hey Darnold!. They've clinched a playoff spot while _______ are currently on the outside looking in.
Hey _______, want to see stats that favor your team? Well, try winning for a change, and see what the numbers have to say next week!