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Burt's Squirts Wins Shocker over Lord of Chaos for Third Straight Win

Week 7

  • Burt's Squirts
  • 125.72 pts, 4-3
  • Weekly Grade
  • Lord of Chaos
  • 116.54 pts, 5-2
  • Weekly Grade

Burt's Squirts put up the second-highest score of the season on the way to their third win in a row when they beat Lord of Chaos 125.72 to 116.54. Going streaking usually draws attention to yourself, but not in positive way. Not in this case. Since starting their win streak in Week 5, Burt's Squirts has moved from 11th place to sixth. Lord of Chaos goes to 5-2 and holds steady in second place. Burt's Squirts has recently blown through Demonwitch (108.28 to 97.84) and The Big Bags (103.28 to 80.70).

Top Players

    • Andrew Luck
    • 27.82
    • LeGarrette Blount
    • 25.40
    • Philadephia Eagles Defense
    • 24.00
    • Aaron Rodgers
    • 23.74

Smooth Moves by Burt's Squirts

  • Even if you cried trying to win, you still won. And the Toyota Hall of Fame is proud of Burt's Squirts either way.
  • Special teams just got even more special this week, thanks to Josh Lambo. His 17.00 points was the highest total among kickers for the week and the third-highest K score in the league this season.
  • Not the best, but in the conversation. Andrew Luck ranked second in the league in scoring this week with 27.82 points. It was also the fourth-highest score of any player on Burt's Squirts this season.
  • LeGarrette Blount seemed to take offense to this week's projected points. He ranked fifth in the league in scoring and beat his scoring projection by 214.1%, the sixth-highest percentage in the league.
  • With 17.60 points, Randall Cobb ranked fifth in the league in scoring among WRs this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Somehow, all of your players had two bye weeks this week. The Toyota Hall of Fame calls that a bye bye week. Yes, it's a bad joke, but it's still better than your score.
  • Cameron Meredith was last on the team in scoring with 1.20 points against a projected 8.85 and underachieved for the first time this season.
  • It's times like these when it's important to support your players when they're down. So move the mouse pointer away from the DROP button. Christine Michael scored a season-low 5.50 points, 52.0% of his projected 10.58, which is his lowest percentage of the year.
  • Lord of Chaos was not able to win even though only 4 of their 9 starters fell short of their projected point total.
  • All three of the starting WRs scored below their projected points.

What If

  • If Burt's Squirts played Lord of Chaos every week, they'd be 1-6 this season.
  • Burt's Squirts would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
  • Burt's Squirts would be 5-1 if they played the same schedule as Lord of Chaos.
  • If Burt's Squirts had played every team in the league each week, they would be 41-36.
  • Lord of Chaos would not have lost to any other team in the league besides Burt's Squirts this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Burt's Squirts would have lost to Lord of Chaos 110.86 - 103.28 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Burt's Squirts, Lord of Chaos would be 3-3.
  • If they played every team every week, Lord of Chaos would be 52-25.

Game Notes

  • Clash of the Titans! These two squads were the highest-scoring teams in the league this week.
  • Lord of Chaos scored 116.54 points against a projected 100.77 and beat their scoring projection for the sixth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • Lord of Chaos had the highest losing score in the league this season with 116.54 points.
  • Burt's Squirts had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for Lord of Chaos.
  • Burt's Squirts improves to 2-0 and remains undefeated in upset games this season.
  • The win was the third in a row for Burt's Squirts.
  • The drafted players on Burt's Squirts put up 86.5% of the team's points this week.
  • In the loss, the Philadephia Eagles Defense scored 24.00 points, the third-highest DEF score in the league this season.
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