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Conf. of CAN Natives Rocks Burt's Squirts, Moves to Sixth Place

Week 4

  • Conf. of CAN Natives
  • 106.86 pts, 2-2
  • Weekly Grade
  • Burt's Squirts
  • 51.36 pts, 1-3
  • Weekly Grade

Conf. of CAN Natives recorded the second-highest point total in the league this week and laid waste to Burt's Squirts 106.86 to 51.36. This was a monumental beating, with the 55.50-point margin of victory being the second-highest recorded in the league this season. Burt's Squirts, coming off a 122.28 to 106.44 loss against Chris' Choice Team, saw their scoring sink this week. Conf. of CAN Natives showed some mercy in the win, starting a player with zero points (Stephen Gostkowski). Conf. of CAN Natives (2-2, 393.12 points) climbs into sixth place and Burt's Squirts (1-3, 334.68 points) drops to 11th place.

Top Players

    • Julio Jones
    • 36.00
    • Andrew Luck
    • 18.66
    • Demaryius Thomas
    • 15.40
    • Denver Broncos Defense
    • 15.00

Smooth Moves by Conf. of CAN Natives

  • Fantasy Football is a game where the high score wins. So keep doing what you have to do, the Toyota Hall of Fame will turn a blind eye.
  • Julio Jones ranked second in the league in scoring and had the highest output of any player on Conf. of CAN Natives this season with 36.00 points.
  • Sat TE Gary Barnidge on the bench, where he had the lowest TE score on the team with 5.70 points.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Demaryius Thomas posterizing opponents. He had the eighth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 15.40 points.
  • Conf. of CAN Natives saw the majority of their starters (5 of 9) beat their projected point total.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Funny, the Hall provides articles you could have studied. But instead you watched Burt's Squirts cry trying.
  • Burt's Squirts picked up Cairo Santos, who then fell short of his 9.01-point projection by scoring 2.00 points.
  • Lamar Miller has scored below his projection in every game this season after scoring 10.80 points against a projected 13.81 this week.
  • The Kansas City Chiefs Defense scored the fewest points in the league this week with a season-low -2.00 points.
  • It was a poor performance for Burt's Squirts at WR, where they were outdone by Conf. of CAN Natives 57.30 - 12.70.

What If

  • If Conf. of CAN Natives played Burt's Squirts every week, they would be 3-1 this season.
  • Besides Burt's Squirts, Conf. of CAN Natives would have defeated nine other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Burt's Squirts, Conf. of CAN Natives would be 2-1.
  • Conf. of CAN Natives would be 27-17 if they played every team every week.
  • Burt's Squirts would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Conf. of CAN Natives would have lost to Burt's Squirts 106.44 - 85.96.
  • Burt's Squirts would be 1-2 if they played the same schedule as Conf. of CAN Natives.
  • Burt's Squirts would be 14-30 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • All three of the losses for Burt's Squirts this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
  • With 51.36 points, Burt's Squirts scored the fewest points in the league this week and had the lowest score of any team this season.
  • In the loss, Sammie Coates scored 7.80 points against a projected 4.04 and has now overachieved in every game this season.
  • Conf. of CAN Natives got a combined 57.30 points from their WRs, the highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this season.
  • It was the second-biggest margin of victory in the league this season at 55.50 points.
  • Burt's Squirts got a combined 16.60 points from their RBs, their lowest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
  • Conf. of CAN Natives had their highest score of the season and the 10th-highest in the league this season with 106.86 points.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Theo Riddick needs to step it up! He scored 5.80 points against a projected 9.51 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
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