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Lord of Chaos Recovers Late to Eke Out a Victory over The Black Chappies to Bring Series Record to 2-0

Week 14

  • Lord of Chaos
  • 86.16 pts, 9-5
  • Weekly Grade
  • The Black Chappies
  • 82.78 pts, 4-10
  • Weekly Grade

Lord of Chaos should pick up the bar tab for The Black Chappies or something, because they have their number in fantasy football. Lord of Chaos remained unbeaten against The Black Chappies by winning 86.16 to 82.78. With the win, they also clinched a playoff berth. This week, DeMarco Murray was the difference, garnering 15.20 points. That's a downgrade, however, from Marvin Jones Jr., who led all players with 32.50 points the last time these teams met. It could have been worse, as Lord of Chaos had a starter score zero points (Vance McDonald). Lord of Chaos won 117.90 to 76.12 in Week 3, and now has a 22.58-point average margin of victory over The Black Chappies.

Top Players

    • Matt Ryan
    • 21.48
    • Tyreek Hill
    • 16.80
    • DeMarco Murray
    • 15.20
    • Miami Dolphins Defense
    • 15.00

Smooth Moves by Lord of Chaos

  • Fantasy Football is a game where the high score wins. So keep doing what you have to do, the Toyota Hall of Fame will turn a blind eye.
  • DeMarco Murray put the team on his back with 15.20 points, the ninth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
  • The 11.40 points scored by Sammy Watkins were a season-high.
  • With 15.00 points, the Miami Dolphins Defense beat their 9.51 projected point total by a team-leading 57.7%.
  • Even with a zero from starter Vance McDonald, Lord of Chaos was still able to win.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Somehow, all of your players had two bye weeks this week. The Toyota Hall of Fame calls that a bye bye week. Yes, it's a bad joke, but it's still better than your score.
  • Left Tevin Coleman on the bench, where he scored 17.50 points to beat his scoring projection by 141.6%, the seventh-highest percentage in the league.
  • Who needs offense when the defense is so dominant!? The Black Chappies got outscored 15.00 - 4.00 by Lord of Chaos at the DEF position.
  • The 1.20 points scored by Larry Fitzgerald was a season-low. He had a projected 10.17-point total, and has now underachieved in four straight games.
  • 5 of the starters on The Black Chappies scored less than their projected points.

What If

  • Lord of Chaos would be 12-2 if they played The Black Chappies every week.
  • Lord of Chaos would have beaten seven other teams besides The Black Chappies this week.
  • Lord of Chaos would be 8-4 if they played the same schedule as The Black Chappies.
  • If Lord of Chaos had played every team in the league each week, they would be 101-53.
  • Besides Lord of Chaos, The Black Chappies would have been defeated by six other teams this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Lord of Chaos would have lost to The Black Chappies 115.18 - 84.46.
  • The Black Chappies would be 7-5 if they played the same schedule as Lord of Chaos.
  • The Black Chappies would be 62-92 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Even though The Black Chappies lost, they had two players score higher than the leading scorer for Lord of Chaos.
  • Lord of Chaos did not cover the 9.88-point spread, winning by 3.38 points.
  • Lord of Chaos took the W, even though The Black Chappies performed better against their scoring projection. The Black Chappies scored 92.5% of their 89.47 projected points, while Lord of Chaos recorded 86.7% of their 99.35-point projection.
  • With the win, Lord of Chaos improves to 2-1 in close games this season.
  • The Black Chappies is now 1-4 in games that are close, including losses in their last three such contests.
  • Matt Ryan did what he could in the loss for The Black Chappies. He scored 21.48 points, the fifth-highest score in the league this week.
  • Tyreek Hill was on the losing team, but still had the second-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 16.80 points.
  • Tell Ezekiel Elliott to go to a nice restaurant, maybe grab a milk shake, or even take a bubble bath. Because he should forget about this performance. Ezekiel Elliott was on the winning team, but scored a season-low 10.70 points, only 67.3% of his 15.89-point projection, his lowest percentage of the season.
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