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BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom Surprises and Then Punishes BaDa Fuck You Bloom, Makes an Early Statement

Week 1

  • BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom
  • 163.06 pts, 1-0
  • Weekly Grade
  • BaDa Fuck You Bloom
  • 102.8 pts, 0-1
  • Weekly Grade

Facing a 6.04-point deficit on Monday night, BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom scored 66.30 and dismantled BaDa Fuck You Bloom 163.06 to 102.80. They also claimed the highest point total in the league this week. BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom beat expectations and put up 10.6% more than their projected 147.37 points, while BaDa Fuck You Bloom underwhelmed and got just 77.4% of a projected 132.90. Blake Bortles led BaDa Fuck You Bloom with 16.00 points while Latavius Murray brought in 14.20. On top of the loss, BaDa Fuck You Bloom had a starter score zero points (Gary Barnidge). BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom (1-0) kicks off the campaign in first place while BaDa Fuck You Bloom (0-1) opens in last place.

Top Players

    • Antonio Brown
    • 32.60
    • C.J. Anderson
    • 29.90
    • Aaron Rodgers
    • 23.56
    • DeSean Jackson
    • 16.20

Smooth Moves by BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom

  • If BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom can win once, they can do it again. Right? They'd better. The Toyota Hall of Fame is watching.
  • With 32.60 points, Antonio Brown ranked sixth in the league in scoring.
  • C.J. Anderson beat his scoring projection by a matchup-leading 178.7% and scored the ninth-most points in the league with 29.90.
  • By scoring 12.50 points, NaVorro Bowman beat his 9.07 projected points by 37.8%.
  • Even with only 5 of the 11 starters scoring more than their projection, BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom was still able to win.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • It's okay to regret not taking a sick day to study the Toyota Hall of Fame's articles. But it's not okay to do it again.
  • Did not start Isaiah Crowell, who led the team in scoring with 16.80 points and beat his projected point total by 89.6%, the highest percentage on the team.
  • Should've started Charles Clay, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting TE with 6.00 against a projected 9.33.
  • The WRs on BaDa Fuck You Bloom let them down, resulting in a 59.70 - 26.30 difference at the position.
  • BaDa Fuck You Bloom had 8 of their 11 starters score less than their projected points.

What If

  • BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom would've been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom would have had to score 60.27 fewer points to lose to all teams in the league this week.
  • BaDa Fuck You Bloom would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
  • BaDa Fuck You Bloom would have needed an additional 60.27 points to beat all teams in the league this week.

Game Notes

  • BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom had four starters who scored more points than the highest-scoring starter for BaDa Fuck You Bloom.
  • This matchup featured both the highest-scoring team and the lowest-scoring team in the league this week.
  • The 60.26-point margin of victory by BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom was the largest in the league this week.
  • With 26.30 points, BaDa Fuck You Bloom got the lowest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
  • BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom got the second-highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week with 40.90 points.
  • Adam Jones tried to help BaDa Fuck You Bloom in the loss, beating his scoring projection by 43.3% and scoring 9.60 points versus a 6.70-point projection.
  • D'Qwell Jackson did not contribute much to the win by BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom. He only scored 1.00 point of a projected 9.65.
  • BaDa Fuck You Bloom failed to reach their projected total, while BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom exceeded their scoring projection.
BaDa Bing BaDa Bloom
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