The Cooter Scooter Smashes Dharma Initiative

Week 3

  • The Cooter Scooter
  • 130.12 pts, 1-2
  • Weekly Grade
  • Dharma Initiative
  • 89.52 pts, 1-2
  • Weekly Grade

The Cooter Scooter trashed Dharma Initiative 130.12 to 89.52, sniffing the record books in the process with the second-highest point total this season. This is the kind of victory the grandchildren will hear about. The 40.60-point margin of victory was the second-highest recorded in the league this season. Kareem Hunt led Dharma Initiative with 24.80 points while Le'Veon Bell racked up 18.80. The Cooter Scooter (1-2, 290.08 points) climbs into seventh place while Dharma Initiative (1-2, 285.84 points) drops to eighth place.

Top Players

    • Aaron Rodgers
    • 25.82
    • Kareem Hunt
    • 24.80
    • Odell Beckham Jr.
    • 24.40
    • Carlos Hyde
    • 22.90

Smooth Moves by The Cooter Scooter

  • A win like that must feel great, The Cooter Scooter. Know what feels better? Getting in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • This one goes out to all those people who say kickers don't matter in fantasy football! With 19.00 points, Matt Prater had the highest score of any K in the league this season.
  • Aaron Rodgers had 25.82 points, the fourth-highest QB score of the week and the sixth-highest QB score in the league this season.
  • With 24.40 points, Odell Beckham Jr. had the sixth-highest WR score of the week and the seventh-highest WR score in the league this season.
  • Made the right move in benching Kenny Golladay, who had 3.50 points, the lowest total of any starting WR on The Cooter Scooter.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Dear, Dharma Initiative: Sorry to hear you lost. Toyota Hall of Famers don't really know how that feels, but surely it can't feel great. Next week, just win.
  • Picked up Adam Thielen, who scored 12.30 points against a projected 9.79, but left him on the bench.
  • Kelvin Benjamin was last on the team in scoring with 1.80 points against a projected 12.91 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
  • Dharma Initiative picked up Coby Fleener, who then fell short of his 8.22-point projection by scoring 2.60 points.
  • The New York Giants Defense scored 5.00 points against a projected 6.26 and has now underachieved in every game this season.

What If

  • If The Cooter Scooter played Dharma Initiative every week, they would be 1-2 this season.
  • Besides Dharma Initiative, The Cooter Scooter would have defeated seven other teams this week.
  • The Cooter Scooter would be 1-1 if they played the same schedule as Dharma Initiative.
  • The Cooter Scooter would be 11-16 if they played every team every week.
  • Besides The Cooter Scooter, Dharma Initiative would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, The Cooter Scooter would have lost to Dharma Initiative 92.56 - 91.12.
  • Dharma Initiative would be 1-1 if they played the same schedule as The Cooter Scooter.
  • If they played every team every week, Dharma Initiative would be 12-15.

Game Notes

  • Dharma Initiative has underachieved every week this season, scoring 89.52 points against a projected 115.94 this week.
  • Hey, I'm sure The Cooter Scooter appreciates the tough competition. In the loss, Dharma Initiative had the eighth-highest losing score in the league this season with 89.52 points.
  • The 130.12 points scored by The Cooter Scooter is their highest score of the season and the second-highest in the league this season.
  • With the big loss, Dharma Initiative falls to 1-1 in blowout games this season.
  • With 5.80 points, Dharma Initiative got the lowest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
  • The Baltimore Ravens Defense was last in the league in scoring and had a season-low -4.00 points.
  • The margin of victory of 40.60 points was the second-highest margin in the league this week.
  • Dharma Initiative scored 89.52 points, ranking them ninth in the league in scoring.
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