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Steaffon's Team Embarrasses joey's Primo Team, Remains Undefeated Against Them

Week 14

  • Steaffon's Team
  • 107.2 pts, 8-6
  • Weekly Grade
  • joey's Primo Team
  • 71.98 pts, 5-9
  • Weekly Grade

Where did you learn how to play fantasy football, joey's Primo Team? At the toilet store? No, Brick, they're just that bad. This 107.20 to 71.98 drubbing was the second win in as many games for Steaffon's Team against joey's Primo Team this season. This week, LeSean McCoy did the most damage, getting 16.80 points. It was still quite a drop-off from the 24.70 points Martellus Bennett got the last time these teams played. Steaffon's Team now has a 32.52-point average margin of victory over joey's Primo Team. They won 113.98 to 84.16 in Week 5.

Top Players

    • Carolina Panthers Defense
    • 18.00
    • LeSean McCoy
    • 16.80
    • Tyreek Hill
    • 16.80
    • Tyler Eifert
    • 16.80

Smooth Moves by Steaffon's Team

  • Outscoring your opponent is a sure-fire way to win each week. You can thank the Toyota Hall of Fame for that valuable insight.
  • Tyler Eifert had the most points of any TE in the league this week with 16.80.
  • Benched RB Melvin Gordon, who scored fewer points than any RB in the starting lineup with 0.50.
  • LeSean McCoy put the team on his back with 16.80 points, the sixth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
  • The 16.80 points scored by Tyreek Hill was the third-highest score by a WR in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Next week, be sure to ask Steaffon's Team where official Toyota Hall of Fame articles are kept.
  • Well, that's embarrassing. Left Matthew Stafford on the bench, where he ranked eighth in the league in scoring with 18.42 points.
  • joey's Primo Team left the 17.50 points scored by Tevin Coleman on the bench this week. He beat his projected point total by 141.6%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league.
  • DeSean Jackson was left on the bench, where he bested his expected 9.11-point total by putting up 16.20 points.
  • Our kicker can beat up your kicker. joey's Primo Team got outscored 13.00 - 1.00 by Steaffon's Team at the K position.

What If

  • If Steaffon's Team played joey's Primo Team every week, they'd be 10-4 this year.
  • Steaffon's Team would have beaten seven other teams besides joey's Primo Team this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Steaffon's Team would have defeated joey's Primo Team 104.88 - 82.00 had they played each other last week.
  • Steaffon's Team would be 9-3 if they played the same schedule as joey's Primo Team.
  • If Steaffon's Team had played every team in the league each week, they would be 84-42.
  • joey's Primo Team would have lost to four other teams besides Steaffon's Team this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Steaffon's Team, joey's Primo Team would be 6-6.
  • If they played every team every week, joey's Primo Team would be 59-67.

Game Notes

  • Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses joey's Primo Team has had, four were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
  • Steaffon's Team scored 107.20 points against a projected 92.85 and beat their scoring projection for the ninth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • Steaffon's Team covered the 2.74-point spread, winning by 35.22 points.
  • Although Steaffon's Team won, it was no thanks to Russell Wilson, who scored 10.50 points and has now scored below his projection in three straight weeks.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Sterling Shepard needs to step it up! He scored 3.90 points against a projected 8.51 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • In games that are blowouts, Steaffon's Team is now 4-1, including wins in their last four such matchups.
  • joey's Primo Team falls to 3-4 in blowout games this season.
  • The 107.20 points scored by Steaffon's Team ranked second in the league this week.
Steaffon's Team
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