Philbinge Drinkers Beats The Woke Warriors, Tacks On Third Consecutive Win

Week 5

  • Philbinge Drinkers
  • 148.16 pts, 4-1
  • Weekly Grade
  • The Woke Warriors
  • 121.15 pts, 3-2
  • Weekly Grade

Philbinge Drinkers might have to hire a conductor because this train is rolling on the right track!! They recorded the highest point total in the league this week in addition to sealing their third straight win when they beat The Woke Warriors 148.16 to 121.15. The streak has been a windfall for Philbinge Drinkers. They've climbed from eighth place to second since Week 3. They're doing it by scoring a lot of points and they own the fourth-highest overall point total in the league, averaging 116.31 points per matchup. The Woke Warriors goes to 3-2 and slides to sixth place. Philbinge Drinkers has recently beaten Gridiron Furballs (128.86 to 102.22) and The Ambassador (94.16 to 84.32).

Top Players

    • A.J. Green
    • 35.40
    • DeAndre Hopkins
    • 25.20
    • Eli Manning
    • 25.00
    • Kansas City Chiefs Defense
    • 24.00

Smooth Moves by Philbinge Drinkers

  • You defeated The Woke Warriors and showed your league you mean business. Show that to the rest of the world—by being in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Even NASA would be proud of this aerial performance. A.J. Green had 35.40 points, the highest WR score of the week and the third-highest WR score in the league this season.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and DeAndre Hopkins have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked fifth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 25.20 points.
  • With 23.20 points, T.Y. Hilton ranked seventh in the league in scoring among WRs this week.
  • Apparently playing within themselves was good enough. Philbinge Drinkers won despite having only 4 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Life, like Fantasy Football, is full of wins and losses. The Toyota Hall of Fame, however, is pretty much only full of wins.
  • Well, that's embarrassing. Left Cam Newton on the bench, where he ranked seventh in the league in scoring with 34.20 points.
  • The WR corps couldn't keep pace with their counterparts from Philbinge Drinkers and were outscored 83.80 - 30.10.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Dan Bailey during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in four straight games after scoring 8.00 points against a projected 10.16 this week.
  • It's times like these when it's important to support your players when they're down. So move the mouse pointer away from the DROP button. Jordy Nelson scored a season-low 9.40 points, 63.2% of his projected 14.88, which is his lowest percentage of the year.

What If

  • If Philbinge Drinkers played The Woke Warriors every week, they'd be 2-3 this season.
  • Philbinge Drinkers would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
  • Philbinge Drinkers would be 2-2 if they played the same schedule as The Woke Warriors.
  • If Philbinge Drinkers had played every team in the league each week, they would be 30-25.
  • The Woke Warriors would have lost to just two other teams besides Philbinge Drinkers this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Philbinge Drinkers would have lost to The Woke Warriors 118.47 - 94.16.
  • The Woke Warriors would be 3-1 if they played the same schedule as Philbinge Drinkers.
  • If they played every team every week, The Woke Warriors would be 33-22.

Game Notes

  • With a combined 83.80 points from the WR position, Philbinge Drinkers got the highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this season.
  • The 148.16 points scored by Philbinge Drinkers was the highest in the league this week and the sixth-highest in the league this season.
  • Hey, I'm sure Philbinge Drinkers appreciates the tough competition. In the loss, The Woke Warriors had the sixth-highest losing score in the league this season with 121.15 points.
  • Philbinge Drinkers had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for The Woke Warriors.
  • Jay Ajayi did little to help Philbinge Drinkers, underperforming versus projections for the fourth straight game with 6.90 points against a projected 12.19.
  • Philbinge Drinkers has now won three straight games.
  • Philbinge Drinkers beat their projected points and now have a 2-0 record when beating their projection, while The Woke Warriors falls to 2-1 when exceeding their expected point total.
  • The margin of victory was the third-widest in the league this week.
Philbinge Drinkers
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