Chef Wolfgang Fuck Punishes Dak Dak Dak Goose, Moves to Sixth Place

Week 9

  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck
  • 100.65 pts, 4-5
  • Weekly Grade
  • Dak Dak Dak Goose
  • 60.75 pts, 6-3
  • Weekly Grade

Chef Wolfgang Fuck got 21.00 points from Demaryius Thomas and 19.05 from Alex Smith, clobbering Dak Dak Dak Goose 100.65 to 60.75. The beating gave Chef Wolfgang Fuck two blowout wins on the season. Dak Dak Dak Goose, coming off a 99.65 to 82.30 loss against Big Green Disaster, saw their scoring shrink this week. Chef Wolfgang Fuck (4-5, 968.20 points) climbs into sixth place and Dak Dak Dak Goose (6-3, 1,096.30 points) drops to third place.

Top Players

    • Demaryius Thomas
    • 21.00
    • Alex Smith
    • 19.05
    • Golden Tate
    • 18.30
    • Greg Zuerlein
    • 17.00

Smooth Moves by Chef Wolfgang Fuck

  • You put it all on the Fantasy field and pulled out a Fantasy victory! A Fantasy feeling only rivaled by becoming a real Toyota Hall of Famer.
  • Demaryius Thomas led the matchup in scoring and surpassed his scoring projection by 65.0%, his highest percentage of the season.
  • With 18.30 points, Golden Tate ranked ninth in the league in scoring among WRs this week.
  • Did you use any black magic this week? Chef Wolfgang Fuck was still able to pull out a win with only 3 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.
  • Take that, you RB-loving traditionalists! Chef Wolfgang Fuck won even though both of their RBs scored below their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • In Fantasy Football, you win some, you lose some. Not for Toyota Hall of Famers. They mostly just win. But still.
  • Acquired and benched Kenyan Drake, who scored 17.40 points and beat his projected point total by a matchup-leading 73.1%.
  • All that glitters is not gold. Picked up Alex Collins, who scored 5.60 points against his projected 11.33.
  • Jameis Winston was last on the team in scoring with 2.15 points, 12.9% of his projected 16.65, which is his lowest percentage of the season.
  • 7 of the starters on Dak Dak Dak Goose underperformed versus their projections.

What If

  • If Chef Wolfgang Fuck played Dak Dak Dak Goose every week, they'd be 3-6 this year.
  • Besides Dak Dak Dak Goose, Chef Wolfgang Fuck would have defeated five other teams this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Chef Wolfgang Fuck would have defeated Dak Dak Dak Goose 96.80 - 82.30 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Dak Dak Dak Goose, Chef Wolfgang Fuck would be 4-4.
  • If Chef Wolfgang Fuck had played every team in the league each week, they would be 46-53.
  • Dak Dak Dak Goose would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • Dak Dak Dak Goose would be 6-2 if they played the same schedule as Chef Wolfgang Fuck.
  • If they played every team every week, Dak Dak Dak Goose would be 59-40.

Game Notes

  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck had three starters who scored more points than the highest-scoring starter for Dak Dak Dak Goose.
  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck has underachieved for eight straight weeks, having scored 100.65 points against a projected 116.72 this week.
  • It was the lowest score of the season for Dak Dak Dak Goose. Their 60.75 points were also last in the league in scoring for the week.
  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck won by scoring 100.65 points, their lowest winning score of the season.
  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck won by the largest margin of victory in the league (39.90 points) for the first time this season.
  • The RBs on Dak Dak Dak Goose collectively had their worst week of the season with only 8.70 points.
  • The win by Chef Wolfgang Fuck snapped a four-game losing streak.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Kareem Hunt needs to step it up! He scored 10.10 points against a projected 19.47 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in six straight games.
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