Dak Dak Dak Goose Rocks The Chill Blintons to Claim the Top Spot in the League

Week 7

  • Dak Dak Dak Goose
  • 185.2 pts, 6-1
  • Weekly Grade
  • The Chill Blintons
  • 76.15 pts, 2-5
  • Weekly Grade

Dak Dak Dak Goose (6-1, 953.25 points) clambers to the top of the heap after dismantling The Chill Blintons (12th place, 2-5, 680.15 points) 185.20 to 76.15. When the horn sounded, they registered the highest point total this season. Dak Dak Dak Goose can officially be called a contender after winning their last five. Like the airspeed of a coconut-laden European swallow, the score for The Chill Blintons went down sharply from last week's 121.80 to 94.30 win against Brian McNight King.

Top Players

    • Amari Cooper
    • 44.00
    • Jacksonville Jaguars Defense
    • 23.00
    • Mike Evans
    • 22.80
    • Aaron Jones
    • 22.80

Smooth Moves by Dak Dak Dak Goose

  • Winning feels great all week long. Becoming a member of the Toyota Hall of Fame feels great the rest of your life.
  • Amari Cooper scored the most points of any player on Dak Dak Dak Goose this season with 44.00.
  • With 22.80 points, Mike Evans ranked fifth in the league in scoring among WRs this week.
  • With 22.80 points, Aaron Jones ranked fourth in scoring among all RBs in the league this week.
  • Le'Veon Bell put the team on his back with 22.20 points, the fifth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Dear, The Chill Blintons: Sorry to hear you lost. Toyota Hall of Famers don't really know how that feels, but surely it can't feel great. Next week, just win.
  • Whoever gave you this advice, you might want to lose their number. Picked up and started the Miami Dolphins Defense, which then scored below their 8.58-point projection with 6.00 points.
  • It may be time to hire a new scouting director. Despite just picking up Austin Hooper, he had the lowest scoring output in the matchup with 1.60 points. This was 15.5% of his scoring projection, worst in the league.
  • The Chill Blintons would have welcomed more points at WR, where Dak Dak Dak Goose topped them 81.30 - 33.40.
  • 7 of the starters on The Chill Blintons underperformed versus their projections.

What If

  • If Dak Dak Dak Goose played The Chill Blintons every week, they would be 6-1 this season.
  • Dak Dak Dak Goose would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
  • Dak Dak Dak Goose would be 3-3 if they played the same schedule as The Chill Blintons.
  • If Dak Dak Dak Goose had played every team in the league each week, they would be 59-18.
  • Besides Dak Dak Dak Goose, The Chill Blintons would have been defeated by eight other teams this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Dak Dak Dak Goose would have lost to The Chill Blintons 121.80 - 118.05.
  • The Chill Blintons would be 3-3 if they played the same schedule as Dak Dak Dak Goose.
  • The Chill Blintons would be 26-51 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Three of the five losses for The Chill Blintons this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
  • The top players for Dak Dak Dak Goose were elite in the matchup, as six of their starters outperformed the leading scorer for The Chill Blintons.
  • The margin of victory of 109.05 points set the record as the biggest in the league this season.
  • Dak Dak Dak Goose scored the highest number of points in the league this season with 185.20.
  • U. G. L. Y. You ain't got no alibi, this was ugly. The Chill Blintons lost by the biggest margin of the week for the second time this season.
  • With the win, Dak Dak Dak Goose has a five-game win streak, currently the longest in the league.
  • With a combined 81.30 points from the WR position, Dak Dak Dak Goose got the highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this season.
  • With 76.15 points, The Chill Blintons had their lowest output of the season.
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