Rated PG-Squirteen Surprises Chef Wolfgang Fuck, Grabs Seventh Place

Week 6

  • Rated PG-Squirteen
  • 114.95 pts, 3-3
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  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck
  • 100.7 pts, 3-3
  • Weekly Grade

Rated PG-Squirteen, with "Eye of the Tiger" playing in the background, put up the highest score they've earned all season and defeated Chef Wolfgang Fuck 114.95 to 100.70, overcoming a 21.44-point spread. These two teams are tied for seventh place with 3-3 records, but if you want to talk points, then Chef Wolfgang Fuck has a clear lead, 694.95 to 579.95. Chef Wolfgang Fuck has failed to meet expectations for five consecutive weeks, managing only 73.2% of their projected points in this matchup.

Top Players

    • Rob Gronkowski
    • 26.30
    • Carson Palmer
    • 22.75
    • Golden Tate
    • 22.60
    • Houston Texans Defense
    • 22.00

Smooth Moves by Rated PG-Squirteen

  • Know what's better than winning your matchup vs. Rated PG-Squirteen? Getting into the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • The Houston Texans Defense had 22.00 points, the second-highest DEF score of the week and the fifth-highest score among DEF in the league this season.
  • Not the best, but in the conversation. Rob Gronkowski ranked eighth in the league in scoring this week with 26.30 points. It was also the third-highest score of any player on Rated PG-Squirteen this season.
  • A good team always has a good general and Carson Palmer proved that this week. He had the second-highest QB score in the league this week with 22.75 points.
  • Did you use any black magic this week? Rated PG-Squirteen was still able to pull out a win with only 4 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck, you can't win 'em all. But you can't lose 'em all if you wanna be in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Left the Chicago Bears Defense on the bench, where they scored 15.00 points and beat their projected point total by 145.5%, the seventh-highest percentage in the league this week.
  • Could've started Eli Manning, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting QB with 8.40 against a projected 10.99.
  • Rated PG-Squirteen had a better day at the QB position, topping Chef Wolfgang Fuck 22.75 - 0.90.
  • The best offense is a good defense. Chef Wolfgang Fuck got beat 22.00 - 6.00 by Rated PG-Squirteen at the DEF position.

What If

  • If Rated PG-Squirteen played Chef Wolfgang Fuck every week, they would be 2-4 this season.
  • Rated PG-Squirteen would have beaten six other teams besides Chef Wolfgang Fuck this week.
  • Rated PG-Squirteen would be 1-4 if they played the same schedule as Chef Wolfgang Fuck.
  • Rated PG-Squirteen would be 21-45 if they played every team every week.
  • Besides Rated PG-Squirteen, Chef Wolfgang Fuck would have been defeated by eight other teams this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Rated PG-Squirteen would have lost to Chef Wolfgang Fuck 113.25 - 85.85.
  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck would be 4-1 if they played the same schedule as Rated PG-Squirteen.
  • If they played every team every week, Chef Wolfgang Fuck would be 36-30.

Game Notes

  • All three of the losses for Chef Wolfgang Fuck this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck has underachieved for five straight weeks, having scored 100.70 points against a projected 137.60 this week.
  • Rated PG-Squirteen has underachieved every week this season, scoring 114.95 points against a projected 116.16 this week.
  • Rated PG-Squirteen had their highest score of the season with 114.95 points.
  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck got their lowest combined scoring output from the RB position this season with only 22.90 points this week.
  • Rated PG-Squirteen had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for Chef Wolfgang Fuck.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Jamison Crowder needs to step it up! He scored 5.60 points against a projected 13.00 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in five straight games.
  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck falls to 0-2 and remains winless in upset games this season.
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